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Shattitude

An emotion one feels when they have to have a severe bowel movement (take a shit/shat) but they can't for some reason or another.
I had to suddenly take a shit while I was driving, I ran into use the bathroom at a gas station and the bathroom was out of order. I had a shattitude like no other!
by ALL BIZ September 24, 2018
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Shaqtitude

The overall level of Shaq as defined by the masterpiece known only as "Shaq Fu". Those who are at peace with their inner Shaq and profess extreme dexterity in the ancient art of Shaq Fu can achieve supreme Shaquillination and successfully encounter situations of even the most impressive Shaqtitude.
Following heavy meditation, The Great Shaquille raised his mighty fist and contacted with an uppercut; the opponent was decimated by the Shaqtitude of the blow.
by Sensei SkullWolf August 26, 2005
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Shattitude

The grunts and/or other assorted sounds expelled from one shitting.
"*Uhhhhhh!!!*"

"You betta fix that shattitude, boy! Don't make me take my belt off!"
by whowhatwhenwherewhyhow December 15, 2008
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satitude

"i don't need your satitude today"
by lime4 March 26, 2017
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shitature

Let's put some good shitature in our bathroom, so we can read while taking a shit.
by Shawis2funforGG February 23, 2011
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shlatitude

Paired with shlongitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.
"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."
by Scott March 30, 2004
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Scatitude

Man, that Bob has a serious scatitude today! Who shit in his corn flakes?
by nacre March 7, 2009
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