shartypants

A sticky situation, in which one has immovable shart within one's pants.

Borky ate too many cookies, and now he has shartypants.

by Phil Gates July 30, 2007

sharturp

The rare combination of sharting and burping simultaneously, leaving few orifices unoccupied by vile expulsion.

I'm feeling really gassy. Oh, no... it may be worse than just a fart or burp. I think I'm gonna sharturp! Stand clear!

by LKHNorth-showerconvo June 1, 2010

Post-Shartum Depression

The depressing feeling one gets after excreting a log the size of a small child.

Joe: Ted are you ok?
Ted: I've been having anxiety attacks since this morning after I dropped a huge duece.
Joe: Man, you better see a doctor. I think you have Post-Shartum Depression.

by rustachio April 25, 2009

Shartuke

When one accidentally sharts and pukes simultaneously

I ate a Taco Bell burrito and shartuked all over the floor

by PedroAstacio January 7, 2012

Startups

Startups" AKA the New Hipsters - Individuals who are not small business owners; Awaiting VC infusion to begin projects; Obsessed with technology, software and hardware; Usually have a degree in business/communication or graphic design; Prefer the comfort of a large modern loft with no roommates. You will usually see them dressed in designer denim with chic glasses and a modern haircut accented with *facial scruff*, a business style messenger bag which includes the most recent Macbook Air notebook. Frequently posting regarding tech, or finance related news. Refers frequently to VIP developer status or unreleased hardware access.

Hipsters attend SxSW Music Festival
Startups attend SxSW Interactive Festival

Look at all those startups waiting in line at the Apple store.

"Serge just shared his Trello. He's looking for some coders for his new IOS app."

"Yeah, man. I saw it. He's such a startup. He's going to have to buy a bigger messenger bag to hold his credit card receipts."

by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 November 19, 2012

smartupid

A person who thinks himself smart but is stupid indeed.

Max often say others are stupid. Yes, he is really smartupid.

by wild lands July 4, 2009

Shartipelago

When one releases a quick succession of tiny turds, the poops end up floating togethor in a manner similar to a small island chain.

The other morning I drank a white chocolate mocha latte. However, two hours later I pooped out a shartipelago.

by Matthubsy November 27, 2010