Smartphone

A cellphone(usually flat and with a touchscreen) which is basically a small, less powerful computer that can fit in your pocket. Used for things like the Internet and for work but also for entertainment in apps such as "Angry Birds" or "Candy Crush"

Jake: Where were you yesterday?
Jack:Uhhh...the gym
Yesterday...
*on smartphone*DAMN YOU GREEN PIGS!

by Controlfreak October 25, 2014

sharppooner

When her back is on the bed you put her in a sharpshooter hold knocking her out to make the orgasm better for you all while still having your dick in her vagina

Jeff: Hey man did you hit up Jessica last night? Dan: Yeah, I knocked her out by putting her in a sharppooner

by Sitykid5 January 6, 2016

Smartphone Cruising

When someone peppers their Facebook updates around the time they go to, and come back from work - they are 'Smartphone Cruising'.

They're looking for an excuse to pull out their new iPhone/Nexus to show off to everyone in the carriage that they have a Bleeding Edge phone/cell.

They have no friends, but hundreds of Facebook Friends - so updating your status gives a 'Smartphone Cruiser' something to do with their gadget.

Usually practised by male Uber geeks, of The Great Unwashed variety. In the mistaken and laughable belief that women will become aroused.

(They won't).

George: Hey! Melvin is spamming my Facebook feed with his updates again.
Mike: On his way to work?
George: I guess...
Mike: He's showboating his iPhone - y'know, 'Smartphone Cruising'?
George: Uh. True!

by Inside Guide to London March 31, 2010

smartphone pinky

when your pinky gets permanently deformed and painful from supporting the weight of your heavy ass smartphone

John D.: damn bro, your pinky's all crooked!

Jane D.: i know man, it hurts too, i got that smartphone pinky....

John D.: sounds like a personal problem!

by NoLooseNuts October 23, 2013

smartphobe

A person who has an irrational fear of smartphones.

Don't get him a Blackberry Bold, he's a total smartphobe.

by GlenCallenderUFA March 26, 2009

Shitphones

Earphones that come with a phone.

Why are you using shitphones? Just buy some normal ones.

by Jakub_kovi March 15, 2015

Smartphone

The latest "must-have" gadget in the infinitely expanding world of pointless, over-priced gadgets. It has been scientifically proven that simply owning a Smartphone will improve your quality of life by 300%. Failure to purchase a Smartphone may result in the development of a condition known as "Having a mind of your own."

As of yet, the only recorded treatment for this condition is a regular, strong dosage of media bullshit.

Media: "Buy this new Smartphone and a whole new world of possibilities will open up to you!"

Mainstream Sucker: "OMG. I just gotta have that. Now I can update my Facebook status anywhere!"

OR

Pretentious Fucker: *In A Nightclub* "Hey, my Smartphone is dead. Can I borrow yours to update my Facebook on how much fun I'm having?"

Smartperson: "No. I don't have a Smartphone. I have a D500..."

Pretentious Fucker: *Leaves Nightclub And Is Consequently Stabbed And Smartphone Stolen*

by Fender137 November 13, 2011