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Shard's Law

Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.
I had to roll one again last night because the lights were green, fucking's Shard's Law
by Chemist95 November 23, 2024
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(noun / expression)
Pronounced: sir-MAA-yet ah-med al-shar-ʿ

Meaning: A sarcastic or blind expression of loyalty to Ahmad al-Sharʿ, often used unironically by his hardcore supporters, or mockingly by his critics.

Origin:
After the fall of the Assad regime in Syria, a new figure named Ahmad al-Sharʿ rose to power—formerly a jihadist turned politician, leading the HTS (Hay’at Tahrir al-Sham). While he presented himself as a reformer, actual change on the ground was minimal. Despite this, many Sunni Syrians, who form the country’s majority, gave him unwavering support, similar to the cult-like loyalty previously shown to Assad.

These supporters began replying to criticism online with phrases like:

"Ṣirmāyat Ahmad al-Sharʿ is worth more than your head"

"His slipper is above your head"
These are Arabic idioms that basically say: "How dare you criticize the man who saved us?"

Eventually, they shortened it to just: "Ṣirmāyat Ahmad al-Sharʿ", making the man’s shoe a symbol of unquestioned devotion.
Example Usage:

"Shut up, Ahmad al-Sharʿ’s shoe/slipper "صرماية أحمد الشرع" is more worth than you."
by Reasonable_Doubt August 5, 2025
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UrbanDictionary's SHARE THIS

The worst implementation of a SHARE feature.
It can be found under every single definition for the word BUT it only shares the top definition!!
Obviously if there are multiple definitions in a close race for the top spot you may like one of the other definitions but no matter which SHARE THIS link you click it shares the 'winning' definition.
UrbanDictionary's SHARE THIS option is the Epic Fail of Social Networking Sharing known to mankind!
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Shark whisperer's

Phillipino people are Shark whisperer's. When you live on an island in the middle of shark infested waters, you must be able to practically sleep with sharks to stay alive. These people have survived for centuries upon centuries based on this skill alone.
In the Phillipines, people are fored to be Shark whisperer's to survive living in the middle of shark infested waters.
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016
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lion's share

The larger or greater part of something divided up.
His wife does the lion's share of the housework.
by Jungle Audience January 31, 2014
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Schrodinger's Shart

When you are unsure if you farted or sharted, but you're too afraid to move from a sitting position to find out.
Hey man I farted but it smells like a shart. I don't feel anything, could it be a schrodinger's shart?
by dnet November 19, 2014
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monkey's share

Taking the larger share by stealth: The extra part gained by stealth
"I poured us both a glass of wine but gave myself the monkey's share when she wasn't looking"
by Barninja November 11, 2014
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