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sharting shortstop

The sharting shortstop needed to call time out to clean his baseball pants.
by New Fred December 25, 2022
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Reverse Sharting

When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.
Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?

Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.
by Alston Whitter August 7, 2012
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Penis Sharpening

When low and middle level managers and supervisiors stand around and brag up various achevements and decisions that to any rational outside observer appear highly overrated at best and approaching fiascos at worst.
Geez Dennis and Jim have stood around all day penis sharpening about what they did during the blizzard.
by wittle buddy squarepants February 18, 2010
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Shareni

Shareni is a girl who has the most beautiful eyes, that can take your breath away with one stare. Her kindness is just a glimpse of who she is along with her quirky side, and you never really know what’s going through her mind she’s just as mysterious as she is fun and thoughtful. If you ever a meet a Shareni don’t run for the hills just stay on your toes and get to know her, because you’ll never want to let her go.
There goes shareni!
by Dose of dopeness January 17, 2021
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sharpening the pencil

the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.
Yo dude me and that girl were sharpening the pencil last night.
by big mike5334 September 26, 2010
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shantiniece

A Beautiful Creature made from nature itself
The girl Shantiniece was an outstanding singer
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Sharting

When you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy turd bubble.
Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I felt a fart coming on the other day, and uh... Well little did I know it was a juicy 'lil turd bubble. It was horrifying"

--Person 2:"Ya I hate when then happens. Did you know that it's called sharting?"

Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"
When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.
by BradS January 5, 2007
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