Sarasota High School

The school that everyone in the county hates. The school whos sports teams all suck, except precious baseball of course. The school where every year we sport our orange and black and yell ram chops just to get killed by rhs again. The school where you can go into any bathroom at any given time on any day and find someone smoking. The school where you know that our security guard fought Chuck Norris. The school that has the widest range of people from red neck to black to white ghetto fab. The school that has figured out almost every "cheat the system" websites to get on myspace or facebook. The school where girls get into more fights than the guys. The school that contains about 90% of druggies.

Over all, the school no one wants to go to.

student 1:"Go SHS! Yeah Ram Chops!"

student 2:"Hey man, you know Riverview High School beats Sarasota High School every year.. Why even cheer?"




student 1:"Hey man put your cigarette out, Judge is coming"

student 2:"Shit she fought Chuck Norris, I'm not messing with her."

by gradd. March 17, 2009

maria sharapova

smoking hot tennis player.

I'd like to do Maria Sharapova after the match.

by crot August 3, 2007

sharmota

sharmota is an Egyptian expression that means a whore or a prostitute. Commonly known in the whole arabic world.
Can also be used as an offensive swear for both men and women.

yalla ya sharmota, you are sharmota!, kos omek ya sharmota!

by Pan Fahim May 9, 2009

sharmoota

shar-moo-ta
slut in arabic . it's an everyday word in egypt
plural sharameet sha-ra-meet

(ya) ibn el sharmoota = (you) son of a bitch

by egyptian September 28, 2005

sharmouta

meaning slut in arabic sharmout can be used to describe a male gay guy and sharmouta is a female slut.

what a sharmouta

stop acting like a sharmout

(said in arabic of course)

by ahm_911 April 30, 2005

sharmuta

Sharmuta or Shermuta is a word to describe a Whore, Hooker, Bitch or slut.

It is a word in Arabic, Amharic and Tigrinya.

Standard Arabic throughout the Middle East and Africa.

Amharic and Tigrinya are languages spoken in Ethiopia.

Tigrinya is also spoken in Eritrea.

Look at her dress...she looks like a Sharmuta!

by Habesha Man January 23, 2009

Sarasota

The most boring place in the world for the young, fabulous, and broke. For anyone who doesn't live here, I'm sure that Sarasota seems like a beautiful and wonderful place to vacation. But living here sucks. Basically, this is where rich, snotty old farts come to die. And irritate the hell out of the locals.

On any given day, you can see the blond, rich, family of four that just moved here from Michigan, ruining the sunset on Siesta Key, to take a family portrait in their "Floridian" white shirts and khaki pants. Shopping is a hobby, because there is nothing else to do. And, the shopping malls, now owned by the Texas-based Westfield, are now overrun by bored-out-of-their-minds preteens with Daddy's credit cards in their hot little hands. Buisnesses that have thrived here for 30-plus years are being driven out by greedy speculators. Every other home is for sale, with no one buying them, because the real estate bubble burst. I guess millionares don't feel like purchasing a home on Siesta Key, where driving one block on Memorial Day weekend takes four hours, and you are more likely to have your homeowners insurance taken away than a dog getting fleas. Then, once you're done playing the "hunker-down" drinking game during the latest hurricane, you can go to Walmart for the sixth time this week. The best thing about Sarasota is that is easy to spot tourists. Tourists, if you're at the beach, are the ones who bring two giant coolers, a giant bag of sandcastle building tools, a huge umbrella or tent, and about ten bottles of suntan lotion. And they do this to be at the beach for an hour. Outside of Siesta, they're the ones yelling at waitresses, cashiers, and just about everyone else in the service industry. Then they drive 30 miles an hour on US-41, and call it Tamiami Trail, to go for ice cream on St. Armands circle. They take pictures of the "art" that blocks the view of Marina Jack, without realising that the boats anchored in the bay are inhabited by people whom are considered homeless. Sarasota is the most segregated county in all of Florida, and the city planners are trying desperately to push out anyone who doesn't make at least 100K a year. But then again, they are too busy designing parking lots that are only easily navigated by the secret service.

by Knitakitty June 15, 2007