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Shartillery

Explosive diarrhea that is released in a shart in such a way that it sounds like machine gun artillery fire when it plops into the toilet bowl.
Stand down! Its a shartillery strike!!!

Mommy! I just had shartillery and got little bits of poo shrapnel all over the toilet bowl! Will you clean it up please?
by WorldsLargestMangina23 April 21, 2013
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Santilli'ed

verb: to shit on someones chest

adj: to describe the feeling of utter embarrassment and humiliation
Wow man I just got a nuke in CoD, you got Santilli'ed
by Im Cute69 April 17, 2011
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shantice

Shantice is the baddest bitch
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Shantel

A Gorgeous girl, who is nice and funny. Sometimes emotional. She smiles alot and likes to have a good time. Long hair. Nice ass. She has alot of money. She is always there for people. She has a great sense of style. But get her mad and you wish you never did cause you will be put on the spot.
Yo you seen Shantel?
Yea man she fine as hell.
by Thankyou bitch November 25, 2011
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Shanti

A girl that can make just about anyone laugh. Her smile always puts you in a happy mood. She has a great sense of humor, and anyone she meets instantly likes her. She's one of the most awesome people you would ever meet. She's really creative, can do practically anything, and will never bore you. Don't mess with her though, because she will kick your butt if you do. On the contrary, she is the sweetest, kindest, most nicest girl, and loves making others happy.
Person: Who's that?
Other person: Oh, that's Shanti. Go say hi! I think you'll like her.

Girl: Here, homeless man. Have this extra dollar.
Homeless man: Oh, thank you! You're such a Shanti!
by Meh1234567890 May 29, 2013
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shartillary

Rapid fire pebble dashing on the back of the toilet. Akin to artillery fire but from your ass.
I launched a major shartillary attack on the back of the porcelain just now. Annihilated the back of the pan.
by Biker1844 January 7, 2023
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Shantel

Damn whatta shantel
by Bigguy99 February 14, 2017
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