Shannon Smasher

When you get so rough fucking a chick up the arse, you accidentally rip her a new hole internally.

Me and the missus got so wild last week, she was loving it, but i got carried away and did the old Shannon smasher . Shes now in the hospital getting fixed back up..

by Sweaty pants January 13, 2021

Shannon Shuffle

When a female, in her late 30’s, covers herself in lube and/or vaseline and slides down the McDonalds PlayPlace slide naked.

Woah Bill, did you see Janet doing the Shannon Shuffle the other day at my sons birthday party?

by DamnitDale November 6, 2020

The luis Shannon show

A not racist person who is the best youtuber ever and snowflakes are stinky nonces

The luis Shannon show is a top shagger and not racist

by Boris shnelevlickock December 27, 2020

Shannon syndrome

When a chavvy person spends to much time sticking their butt out when they don't have one that the spine is bent in the shape of an s

Everyone knows Shannon has an s shaped back probably because she has Shannon syndrome

by Will's little wiggler February 11, 2017

Mary Shannon Shakes

When your knees or legs become inexplicably weak, resulting in trembling or shaking legs.

"Are you okay? Your legs are trembling."
"I'm all right, I just have the Mary Shannon Shakes."

by judyg13 November 19, 2009

Shannon Schaefer

A 'Shannon Schaefer' is typically described as a social reject.
A 'Shannon Schaefer' typically owns 123456776432 to many cats.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' are full blown ferp's , even though they do not appreciate the wolf man.

They do not like dirty sand boxes and rather their stuff neat and tidy.

CHRIS , CHRIS , CHRIS, LAUREN.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' have a best friend that could never be replaced named Lauren to.

Shannon Schaefer's also tend to have frizzy brown hair and freckles. Leg stubble does not satify them either... SHAVE WOMEN SHAVE

Wait why is a Schaefer staring at your leg?

FERP!

"She must well be named Shannon Schaefer and live in a closet with her best friend and their cats."

by ferpsunited July 5, 2012

Shannon Seymour

Shannon Seymour is a name to describe a dick and a player

Shannon Seymour hit on my friend

by shaeshaen January 1, 2012