Skanktopia

a place in the universe where SKANKS should be crowned with abolishment, & get their faces punched off on a daily basis.

"SKANKTOPIA" is the next and last place a "SKANK" should be cunt punted to. (However, a simple background check is made with close & obvious screening so that "SKANKS" can be positively identified.)

by m!sstr!ss May 26, 2010

Sharktopus

1: Extreme constipation, as might be experienced by something with two mouths and no anus, like the creature in the movie "sharktopus".

Being in a sharktopus state is characterized by the feeling that one has eaten a vast amount of food (like the beach population of Mexico) and is unable to pass it.

"Man, I ate two pizzas the other night, and I got a major state of sharktopus here - it feels like I'm going to explode!"

by Gwiawn October 25, 2011

sharktophobia

The fear of being eaten alive by a herd of sharks.

"Jimmy has Sharktophobia."

by Shelbo December 25, 2007

ShackTop

When you're a sassy little shit who ain't need no man.

Hey ShackTop!

Suck my ass Gregg

by SweetBabyJesus March 27, 2015

shankopotamus

When someone very, very badly hits a golf ball in a high-pressure situation. This also applies to field goal kicks where the kicker badly chokes. This word is the portmanteau of shank (as hitting a golf ball way off course) and hippopotamus. This word is designed to conjure up images of the worst choke performance you can imagine.

It came down to the last hole, and Gary did a complete shankopotamus. The ball traveled about 10 feet off the tee into the water. He never recovered, lost the round, and lost the game.

by evilelvis94 January 15, 2022

shankopodimus

a purple hippo that has been in sentenced to jail with a bad temper. usually has a weapon and will often stick it up...places. loves root beer and worships the foot gods. shankapodimuses will often go to the mall to celebrate being released from jail.

foot gods shank hippo shankopodimus

by bloddybitchlovesherbloodyboy March 28, 2009

shankopotomous

a hippo that shanks people;
also see SKANKY HIPPO
or stacie wood.

That is one shankopotomous that you don't wanna mess with. boo ya.

by latawnya March 27, 2009