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Get the Shamwowed mug.A religous cult Created in 2008 By Black Steve. Its religous Teachings consist of worshiping Vince Offer, shamwow spokeman, an greeting people with the phrase "Sham-Heil" and saluting by making a fist over your heart and then a Counter-clockwise scrubbing motion in the air(Bily Mays Cultist Use a Thumbs up Salute similar to this one). They are based in Chula Vista California. All members hate Bily Mays.
by Billy Mayson March 10, 2009
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adj. Mentally cleansed, espeically of behaviours, attitudes, or even memories considered "undesirable" by one partner. To truly shampoo a partner requires a great deal of effort to achieve the required level of obedience, but results in a docile and obedient lover who cannot conceive of not wanting to obey and please.
GF1: "Damn, Margot really shampooed her toyboy!"
GF2: "He doesn't even recognize his old girlfriends anymore..."
GF1: "She took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!"
GF2: "He doesn't even recognize his old girlfriends anymore..."
GF1: "She took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!"
by Margot and Bubble May 26, 2009
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I just got sham wowed. I was checking out this hot chicks ass and she turned around and 'snap' dude looked like a lady!
by keifermail September 30, 2009
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Also known as the Vince Shlomi Beatdown.
Also known as the Vince Shlomi Beatdown.
"I went and gave that crazy prostitute a Shamwow beatdown for biting my tongue when I was trying to kiss her"
"I used to be a paid spokesperson for Shamwow but now I work at Taco Hut for giving that Bitch a Shamwow Beatdown back in '09"
"I used to be a paid spokesperson for Shamwow but now I work at Taco Hut for giving that Bitch a Shamwow Beatdown back in '09"
by ShamwowBeatdownBitch! April 24, 2009
Get the SHAMWOW BEATDOWN mug.To repeatedly strike a prostitute until she stops biting your tongue.
As made famous by Vince Offer aka the shamwow guy.
As made famous by Vince Offer aka the shamwow guy.
"Prostitute Survival 101: Do not be afraid to shamwow the prostitute if she attempts to bite your tongue"
"I was with this crazy prostitute last night who tried to bite my tongue...fortunately i was able to shamwow her and get away"
"Wow, that hooker just got shamwowed!"
"I was with this crazy prostitute last night who tried to bite my tongue...fortunately i was able to shamwow her and get away"
"Wow, that hooker just got shamwowed!"
by DVMWOW! April 1, 2009
Get the Shamwow mug.He is the most famous person on TV that has has no real name.Huge has a HUGE eyeball that is said to mezmerize people into buying his products.The ShamWOW Guy is the only pitchman that actually spoke Spanish in the Spanish Version of ShamWOW(Although He sucked at it,you gotta give him some props).The ShamWOW guy is most well known for advertising those "magic" shamWOW towels.
He has also been spotted advertisng the Slap Chop, a device that chops up ANYTHING. According to the ShamWOW guy, Slap Chop will make your Boring life interesting!
Recently the ShmWOW guy has been arrested for beating up a hooker because she bit his tounge while making out. He punched her several times in the face until she let go. He then called the police which ultimately led to his arrest.
When police arrived,they found ShamWOW towels all over the floor.It appeared that the good'ol ShamWOW guy tried to make life easier for the maids.What a guy!
If you look up pictures if his hooker,you will see what a badass the ShamWOW guy really is!
Some people believe the ShamWOW guy is responsable for the recent sudden death of Billy Mays.It all makes sense, now that Billy's out of the way,the world of late night infomercials is his for the taking.
He has also been spotted advertisng the Slap Chop, a device that chops up ANYTHING. According to the ShamWOW guy, Slap Chop will make your Boring life interesting!
Recently the ShmWOW guy has been arrested for beating up a hooker because she bit his tounge while making out. He punched her several times in the face until she let go. He then called the police which ultimately led to his arrest.
When police arrived,they found ShamWOW towels all over the floor.It appeared that the good'ol ShamWOW guy tried to make life easier for the maids.What a guy!
If you look up pictures if his hooker,you will see what a badass the ShamWOW guy really is!
Some people believe the ShamWOW guy is responsable for the recent sudden death of Billy Mays.It all makes sense, now that Billy's out of the way,the world of late night infomercials is his for the taking.
by Infomercial Master July 14, 2009
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