shaboozle

This can be done many ways. Telling someone you're only talking to them, when in all reality you have, like, at least 4 side pieces. Stealing, literally anything. Tricking someone into falling in love with you just to break their heart. Telling a guy (or multiple guys) you're pregnant so you can come up on $500, or keep him around longer to play more mind games with him. Blaming a fart on someone else. Eating someone else's french fries on the way home and/or giving them all the *butt* fries from Chick-fil-a then taking the better ones from their container. Going on a date just for a free meal. Pooping in a public bathroom and exclaiming, "wow, someone really stunk it up in here!" to others on the way out. Telling a guy you're putting your number in his phone then venmo-ing yourself $100. Recyling nudes/using ones from Google images. Going to a buffet and bringing a purse lined with ziploc bags. Oh, and of course, betting money on literally any other team against a Cowboys fan.

Wow dude, you're really trying to shaboozle me right now.
I'm trying to shaboozle this girl by telling her I'm only talking to her, LOL!

You tried to shaboozle me, but I shaboozled you first - and THAT is how. it's. done. *hair flip*

by protect_ya_neck July 23, 2019

shmoozle

to sneak your way through something.

i shmoozled my way passed security.

by Lorriana September 3, 2006

Shampoozled

when your shampoo overtakes you in the shower, causing what is known as the "stingy eye".

son of a three-legged bitch, i've been shampoozled!

by A boy named dew January 27, 2008

Shmoozled

pretty drunk, but not all the way there yet

Dude last night, I got shmoozled

by bmuss June 10, 2017

Shamboozled

Getting both really drunk and really high, simultaneously.

"I was so drunk and high, that I made up the word shamboozled."
"After the bar we were wasted, then we went back home and smoked a joint and got completely shamboozled."

by DB, Beej August 4, 2008

Shamoogle

A shade of blue inbetween the famous blue and light blue.

Damn Josiah, your note book is very shamoogle

by WCN World Color Namers March 23, 2010

Shagoozled

One feels goosed up and ready to hash sling some slashers.

"Quite an enchanting evening to be feasting on our exquisite supper eh? Pass one the Gin n Tea eh?"
"Certainty Zumbo, I must warn that I am feeling quite shagoozled!

by Jack Mr Rabbit May 4, 2020