The Shame is a hard animal to classify. While many of its features resembly roughly those of a human, its intelligence is approximately that of a dog. For this reason, scientists have decided to classify it as a chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes). The Shame has large callouses on its hands because of its constant use of its calculator. It will attend Miami University assuming the school doesn't discover its debated status. It aspires to one day be its sister.
by A Phimp Son October 11, 2006

Used to express superficial and sarcastic sympathy for somebody's misfortune when said in a very nonchalant tone. Made famous by Jerry Seinfeld.
by Earl Barrett July 7, 2009

by lil ingie May 11, 2006

The quintessence of shallowness bred with the epitome of ignorance.
A pure polish girl who exists only to flaw the Universe.
The thing without which the world would be better off.
It lives in The Shouse, owns The Shog, and was conceieved by The Shother and an unknown Polish man of pure blood. Her stepfather is known only as Pepe and he has only one child with The Shother; he and his child are the only beings of intelligence in The Shamily.
A pure polish girl who exists only to flaw the Universe.
The thing without which the world would be better off.
It lives in The Shouse, owns The Shog, and was conceieved by The Shother and an unknown Polish man of pure blood. Her stepfather is known only as Pepe and he has only one child with The Shother; he and his child are the only beings of intelligence in The Shamily.
by The Phimp Sons September 24, 2008

When your friend passes out from drinking, and someone draws words and pictures on their face/body. They awake the next morning, with visible reminders never to drink that much again.
by geoff May 14, 2005

1. A painful emotion caused by a sense of guilt, embarrassment, dishonor; a feeling of being unworthy or disgraced.
2. Something that is very regrettable or is a great disappointment.
2. Something that is very regrettable or is a great disappointment.
1. Sean felt a sense of shame when he woke up and read the newspaper only to see a picture of himself in it. He shamed his family name.
2. It is a shame that such a horrible thing happen to such a sweet girl as Molly.
2. It is a shame that such a horrible thing happen to such a sweet girl as Molly.
by OneBadAsp November 5, 2006

by Isabella June 29, 2005
