shabola

sexy nagham

very beautiful

shaban abd el rehem tarara
shaza beautiful too
malak dreamer are tasty

'' youre so shabola, i love you''

by sexygirl-hehe February 26, 2017

absolute fucking shambles

The ultimate form of shambles as might be created by an uber-shambles: best demonstrated when minor clerical and administrative duties have to be undertaken by professional staff in the alleged interests of 'saving money' which in fact does no such thing, but can be pointed to by those who equate change with progress, thus claiming credit for the latter.

The essential work of an organisation isn't done because trivial but necessary work is taking up the time which ought to be used to do the job for which professionals are really employed. Objection is met with a simplistic replies such as 'it only takes a moment', "do you regard it as beneath you", or 'any fool could do that'.

Further, any 8 year old could spot this was a particularly stupid way of doing things.

Loo rolls need changing: could a computer analyst do it? Then a computer analyst shall do it! Everyone including the janitors agreed this created an absolute fucking shambles as senior analysts spent time hunting for wherever loo rolls were stored, but the office manager thought it was an ace idea and claimed an end-of year bonus.

by MoLincs September 12, 2012

Shamboots

A whale, like shamu, with boots. Preferably an orca, due to the 2 tone colors.

-hey shamboots, those are some nice boots you have there.
-i would shake your hand, but i aint got none.
-hey! you're a whale! with boots!
-i was attacked earlier today, turns out by a whale, with boots.
oh you mean a shamboots?
-i hear shamboots love trout, and sea lions

by shamboots September 7, 2010

shambozaled

A word that retarded middle schoolers use that means it's lit

Student 1: I LIKE THIS CLASS
student 2: AYE SHAMBOZALED

by I’m.your.daddy.hoe March 20, 2018

Omni-shambles

A prodigiously inept individual, typically involved in the political domain. Just as God is omni-potent and 'all-powerful', such an incompetent is omni-shambolic and 'all-failing'. Coined by Malcolm Tucker, of 'The Thick of It' fame.

I was going to ask if you could help me with my science project, but then I remembered you were the omni-shambles so I asked my step-dad for some money so I could download it from the internet instead.

by FitzyG789 February 15, 2010

shambolic

messy, on the verge of going to shambles.

Green Day is not shambolic enough to be a punk band.

by ihi ulu January 13, 2010

shambles

when an event degenerates into a random, confusing state; a complete mess.

tonight has officially become a shambles

by that JP guy June 11, 2006