shambles

when an event degenerates into a random, confusing state; a complete mess.

tonight has officially become a shambles

by that JP guy June 11, 2006

shambling

to have your brain fall into shambles

john: dude did you watched inception?

daniel: yea it was shambling

john: lol

by danielfromabove2 April 23, 2014

Shambledandy

One who thrives amidst chaos or ruins; a slumlord, vulture.

DJ Danger Mouse, cutting and pasting long-forgotten and obscure songs, has become a shambledandy within the music industry.

by Trevor Wilcox September 6, 2006

shambler

The fucked up monster that scared the crap out of you in Quake 1.

Tum tee tum, I'll just walk down this corrido....ARGH WTF IT'S A SHAMBLER OH DEAR GOD *zzzzzzzzzzzap*

by haze January 14, 2004

Shamble

A structure in a golf competition which allows golfers with higher handicaps to defeat golfers with lower handicaps without requiring them to perform.

I think our friends pulled a fast one on us by convincing us to play them in a Shamble.

by Da_lauber March 4, 2019

absolute fucking shambles

A phrase commonly used to describe a terribly organised event.

Josh: Did you go to that curry night Conor organised?
Ciaran: Yeh, it was an absolute fucking shambles!

by Shambolic Badger September 12, 2017

Shamble Bangs

Chuck Todd metaphor for American news

watching Sunday shows Lydia said “my god these news assholes are just so fucking terrible,” reacting to Chuck Todd not challenging a repub guest on Meet the Press. “Chuck’s gross Shamble Bangs is the perfect symbol of how fucking useless news is today.”

by Uncle Joosie January 10, 2022