shalomadong

the jewish term for a mans penis.

Jew 1 “Wow, he has a big penis”
Jew 2 “No, in this religion it is called a shalomadong”
Jew 1 “Wow, he has a big shalomadong!”

by shalomadongjackiewilson November 24, 2019

Shalomi

Typically skinny legends, Shalomis are some of the funniest, sweetest people you'll ever meet. Shalomi can be the life of the party and cheer you up when your sad, but will wind down whenever something serious is going on. She'll always have your back, even if you don't know it, and checks up on you often to send you jokes and songs. A marvel of a human, if you ever meet a Shalomi never let her go!

Person 1: Who's that girl in drama, arts, and vocals?
Person 2: Oh, that's Shalomi. She's in the performing arts counsel, too.

by its uwu time March 17, 2021

slaloming

to repeatedly stagger left and right while walking forward as if you're on an invisible slalom course; usually the result of excessive alcohol consumption

"Man, I got so fucking shitfaced last night that I was slaloming the entire 45-minute walk home!"

by CKMeredith October 21, 2011

Shalomingo

Another word for deep.

1: the ocean is so shalomingo

by Desi Kat August 8, 2020

Shalianys

Shalianys is a great friend, she is smart and the best friend in the world. She will listen to you and comfort you when you are sad. She is quirky and she has really corny jokes. Shalianys wants to be friends with everyone but she has a short temper sometimes.

I wish I was friends with Shalianys.

by PugsAreSmartDuhhhh December 17, 2018

shalomatids

Jenna’s shalom friends

“Welcome all shalomatids”

by hishalomatid January 30, 2019

Shaloming

The act of throwing an empty bottle of wine at a wall and shouting Shalom.

"Last night got a bit out of hand, we all ended up shaloming our bottles of wine after we had finished them"

by hardgreaves October 20, 2013