A depressed little shit that wrote about death and fairies and kings. Te man was busted but 11/10 chance your teachers would pay mad money to suck his dick. Proved by science i don't make the rules.
Student:"hey can we study a book in actual fucking English not some Shakespeare?"
English teacher:"no, shut up and keep reading aloud"
Student:"lo, hence thou bequit'd'th'd's o'ous't'd comp'e's't to thoust most vile of thy piments.....
English teacher:"no, shut up and keep reading aloud"
Student:"lo, hence thou bequit'd'th'd's o'ous't'd comp'e's't to thoust most vile of thy piments.....
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To declare your unsubscription or unfollowing of an internet channel, brand or product in an overly dramatic fashion.
"Well it has been fun, but because you have deviated from your original content, I have decided enough is enough! Perhaps one day I will follow you again when your content meets my standards once more. Good day!"
"Magnificent Shakespeare theater. Bravo."
"Magnificent Shakespeare theater. Bravo."
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Get the Shakespear mug.A writer of plays. He basically wrote plays to entertain people. He did not do it to show off his Iambic Pentameter, or what ever it is called. He did not write them to show off his grammer, he did not write them to show off his use of adjectives, and he sure as heck did not write them to show off his, and point out his use of phrases.
He wrote them to entertain the masses. That is all. He wrote them like a artist makes a movie. When we see a movie, do most of us look at the plot or do we examine the use of words and scenary to find out why a part makes us feel "sad"?
Most of the information we learn from English class about the use of phrases and words is just the complicating a natural feeling. The raping and ripping appart of his writings is a reason many students do not grow a appreciation of him and his work. As a matter of fact, many students grow a deep disgust, and sometimes hatreof him and his work.
ps. His work does relate to modern times. ex. Revenge in some of his plays.
He wrote them to entertain the masses. That is all. He wrote them like a artist makes a movie. When we see a movie, do most of us look at the plot or do we examine the use of words and scenary to find out why a part makes us feel "sad"?
Most of the information we learn from English class about the use of phrases and words is just the complicating a natural feeling. The raping and ripping appart of his writings is a reason many students do not grow a appreciation of him and his work. As a matter of fact, many students grow a deep disgust, and sometimes hatreof him and his work.
ps. His work does relate to modern times. ex. Revenge in some of his plays.
student: I HATE Shakespeare!!!!!!!
Parent: Relax, you only hate him because of how the school ruins his work......
(Forgive me of my spelling in this.)
Parent: Relax, you only hate him because of how the school ruins his work......
(Forgive me of my spelling in this.)
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Get the Shakespeare mug.Broken Shakespeare: a broken dialect of English that resembles Shakespeares books of literature, usually spoken by a group of teenage dumbasses during a sweaty romp in an xbox live party.
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Defined during sex: Thou shall grabeth thine tits whilst sheth iseth riding thateth meaty tube.
Defined in a call of duty game: Thou shall fall beneath my divine ICR. Whilst I have intercourse with your motherly figure.
This is broken Shakespeare
Defined in a call of duty game: Thou shall fall beneath my divine ICR. Whilst I have intercourse with your motherly figure.
This is broken Shakespeare
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Jim: I accidentally tripped her and gave her a concussion.
Rob: Nice play, Shakespeare!
Jim: I accidentally tripped her and gave her a concussion.
Rob: Nice play, Shakespeare!
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