shake and bake

Slang term for the process of making homemade crystal meth. Very popular in rural states such as Tennessee and Kentucky. Ingredients consist of several household chemicals mixed with crushed up cold pills containing ephedrine in a 2 liter soda bottle. See also pillbilly.
Did you here about those stupid pillbillys from Tennessee? They were making some shake and bake in the back seat of their car, and the bottle exploded.
by thebasher November 11, 2009
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shake and bake

To sprinkle some "shake" or yae on some "bake" or weed, roll a blunt and smoke it.
bro1:"hey man i wanna shake and bake, you got any weed?"
bro2:"yeah bro you got some shake?"
by sebastian crucial December 06, 2006
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Shake and Bake

A retaliatory action where a man jerks off in a girls purse, closes the purse, and then proceeds to shake the purse so all the contents inside have an even coating of jizz on them.
Dave: Did you hear what Mike did the other night to that chick he hooked up with?

Mike: No man, what did he do?

Dave: Apparently, the girl stopped having sex with him once her boyfriend called and she decided to leave. Instead of being blue balled Mike jerked off in her purse, zipped it up, and shook it up in retaliation while she was in the bathroom cleaning up.

Mike: Holy shit, he shake and baked her real good. I bet she was pissed.
by Theshakeandbakemaster October 06, 2010
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shake and bake

to shake the sheets up and then get high
(to have sex then smoke weed)
hey baby lets go shake and bake
by kate51351361 March 07, 2007
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Shake and Bake

To smoke marijuana right after an earthquake.
In order rid oneself of the tension and anxiety that earthquakes bring about, it is recommended that a shake and bake is implemented.

-Courtney! Did you feel the earthquake?
-Yeah! It was scary!
-How about a shake and bake?
-Alright, I'm coming over.
by fmoralesf June 15, 2010
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it is when you masturbate/jerkoff untill you are about to cum/climax and then you put yur penis inside of a womens vaina and make sure she gets pregnate. there for you shake (jerk off) and bake (her being pregnante and baking the baby in the womb... lol)
fuck off with the example... and go shake and bake as soon as possible
by adin butler and justin uglem December 04, 2011
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Shake and Bake

it's a dance sensation. It's mostly done to raucous hip-hop or r&b, but to be true to form, it's really appropriate for any music.

The Shake and Bake is executed by sticking your derriere (your BEhind) waaaaaay out. Like really out there. almost like you are about to sit down somewhere. But you don't. You swing your hips sideways and up and down. Tempo doesn't matter as it varies from tune to tune. The Shake and Bake- coming to a dancefloor near you.
Oh check her out!!! She's doing the Shake and Bake! Awesome!

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Look at that ginormous Shake and Bake!!
by Mary December 18, 2003
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