shanaggle

to gank someting or retrieve something that does not cost money

Im gonna shanaggle some cookies from the cafeteria.

I totally shanaggled those m&ms.

by Chevy chev September 23, 2005

Sadangerness

When you're finished reading or watching a show, movie, or book and you're angry, yet incredibly sad at the same exact time

I was filled with sadangerness when (Certain character) was killed.

by Jakakodak April 10, 2015

shrangle

A portmanteau of the words "shit" and "strangle" (a la "slithy" or "mimsy") meaning to strangle someone with such force, you poop your pants.

"Remember that German girl I met at the bar last night? When we got to her dorm room, she wanted me to shrangle her..."

"Well, did you?"

"Fuck yeah I did! But I straight up destroyed the sheets on her bed..."

by Bouzsi December 3, 2018

scandangle

The word scandangle is the best and most versatile word in the English language. There is no limit to the number of situations that the word scandangle can be used for. Invented in the lecture hall while dancing.

"I am gonna tie that kid to the back of a flatbed truck and scandangle him around the school."

"Moneypenny, would you like to get out of here and scandangle with me?"

"When you see someone scandagling and are in doubt of what to do, break out into a corkscrew."

by scandanglincubanwaiter January 11, 2005

Shindangle

An Australian slang term for beating to death with a frozen Christmas ham.

"Gday Bruce We gonna shindangle those Bluies?" - Midas

by Glodsson September 4, 2008

Shagmangle

The unexpected arrival of a family member to your home (usually on a friday night) , thus fucking up your weekend plans to get absolutely wasted/naked all weekend

Sorry darling my sisters just turned up after leaving her husband...looks like you'll have to put some clothes on and break out the chardonnay and milk tray, that's made a shagmangle of the weekend

by JRL1973 June 22, 2011

Shmangled

The excessive consumption of alcohol, resulting in an inebriated state far beyond the usual drunkenness. Generally causing abnormal drunken behavior and inappropriate actions.

We went out on a Friday night drinking bindge and ended up drinking so much that I was shmangled. We ended up in the local mall at 2:00 in the morning, racing supermarket trollies from one end of the parking lot to the other... It was the greatest evening ever, but the grazes and bruises will take a few days to heal..

by Julieisabnormal January 1, 2020