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The Shabbat Effect

Something that happens to Jews that are shomer Shabbat. Essentially, what happens is that because they can’t turn on/off lights on Shabbat, they become very hesitant of doing so during the week, and begin to always hesitate before flipping a light switch
Joseph: **reaches for light switch, then hesitates, then flips it**

Mendel: Why’d you just hesitate to turn on the lights?

Joseph: It’s the Shabbat effect.
by 809 May 6, 2019
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Shitbaton

Shitbaton

Shit-Ba-Ton: A really huge amount of something. This could be such a big amount that it's as much as a shitload and a ton combined.

Can be abbreviated to "sbt"
Person1: Did you see the game chat last night?
Person2: Yeah, that was a shitbaton of spam!
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Sabaton

A Swedish power metal band that focuses around war
Have you heard the Sabaton World War II song, "40:1" on their album "Art of War"? That shit is good.
by Sabatonfan February 24, 2009
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Sabaton

Person1 : You like to hear sabaton?
Person2 : Yes

They became friend ever after
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Shabbadeniah

Something that is shocking or you're wowed by
*boy sees peng girl*
Boy: Shabbadeniah
Friend: For Reaaaaal
by t._brxwnskxn July 25, 2016
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Shabbat shit crazy

A person who is both Jewish and batshit crazy. May also apply to events and objects.
Jimmy is totally Shabbat shit crazy.
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shabbat shalom motherfuckers

The best quote in the movie The Hebrew Hammer (2003, Adam Goldberg et al)

The protagonist uses this phrase after pwning some Nazis and getting some free "straight up black label manischevitz" lol.
the opening song's lyrics in the movie from hence the quote " shabbat shalom motherfuckers " came:

Who's the certified, circumcised dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Hammer, Amen
He's trying to do some good
Helping brothers in the chood
Hammer, Right On
Who's the k*** that won't cop out
When there are gentiles all about?
Hammer, All Right
BARUCH HATAH ADONAI ELOHEINU MELEH HA'OLAM
Can you dig it?
He's a complicated Jew
But no one understands him but his mother
Cuz he's a badmother...
SHEKET VIVAKAH SHAH
by some jew February 9, 2008
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