shabbat shalom motherfuckers

The best quote in the movie The Hebrew Hammer (2003, Adam Goldberg et al)

The protagonist uses this phrase after pwning some Nazis and getting some free "straight up black label manischevitz" lol.

the opening song's lyrics in the movie from hence the quote " shabbat shalom motherfuckers " came:

Who's the certified, circumcised dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Hammer, Amen
He's trying to do some good
Helping brothers in the chood
Hammer, Right On
Who's the k*** that won't cop out
When there are gentiles all about?
Hammer, All Right
BARUCH HATAH ADONAI ELOHEINU MELEH HA'OLAM
Can you dig it?
He's a complicated Jew
But no one understands him but his mother
Cuz he's a badmother...
SHEKET VIVAKAH SHAH

by some jew February 9, 2008

shagbattical

Taking time off work to enjoy a bit of the other. An extension of the concept of the duvet day.

Sorry for not coming in today Smithers-Jones, but it seems a crime not to take a shagbattical after going at it like the clappers with Grunhilde all last night. I got my head down early but somehow I'm still tired...

by Chris McMc May 10, 2005

shabbatical

To take a break from the practice of Shabbat. ( Shabbat: ritual observance in Judaism )

Yael: I've been taking a break from Shabbat for a couple months.
Tiffany: Oh, you're taking a Shabbatical.
Yael: I am indeed.

by StellaRanks February 17, 2015

Shabbat

The jewish day of rest when Jews get to relax and kick back after a mad week. It's amazing that they have a day like this, I wish I had something along those lines.

I'm well jealous of Hymie Cohen cos I've got to go on missions with my family and annoying kids, and he gets to relax at home with his family and eat chicken soup.

by G Man March 18, 2004

act like it's not shabbat

To masturbate. Jewish people (M.O.T.s) often avoid masturbating on the that day of the week, and therefore must do it more on non-shabbat days.

Teacher: "My, Jimmy, that was a long bathroom break, were you...smoking drugs in there?"
Class: "Ooooooh, busted."
Jimmy: "Hell no bitch...but let's just say it wasn't shabbat in there." (pulls out $1 bill) "Hey, slip the janitor Mr. Washington here for the extra clean up job, will ya?"

by Nick D February 17, 2005

Shaaban

The epitome of pride. Shaabans are perfect at everything they do. They are the chosen people.
If you hold the tag Shaaban, you are expected* to make perfect everything you do. If not, the rest of the Shaaban-tagged population will unanimously dismiss you.

*If you hold the name Mostafa along with the Shaaban tag, no effort is to be made from your part.

Perfection** comes naturally to you, but will fade at times of weakness.

**If you have a spouse called a Lara, you will have no times of weakness, rather consistently perfect 24/7; considering that that is her strength as well. And her strength lends to yours.

Wow! That performance was just perfect! She must be a Shaaban.

by zBumblebee July 4, 2011

Shabbath

A combination of a shower and bath. It involves soaking in an oversized bathtub while being showered from above. The opportunity to take a shabbath is typically encountered when you're on vacation at a nice resort, probably in Mexico. You should draw your shabbath early as it usually takes a long time for the oversized tub to fill.

H: "I am going back to our room to take a shabbath."

R: "Are you going to be done your shabbath in time for dinner?"

H: " Yeah, I started filling my shabbath 30 minutes ago. It's probably ready now."

by Bambi6090 June 4, 2016