Shit out of luck

To be utterly fucked with no escape. See ending of Dead Pool for more info

Harry Callahan-"You're outta bullets...And you know what that means, you're shit out of luck."

by Beef n chips November 21, 2009

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shit out my balls

A phrase used to express frustration.

Shit out my balls. I woke up with a dildo in my ass again.

by MSHUAH July 4, 2009

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shit out a shark

metaphor: To defecate any of numerous elongate mostly marine carnivorous fishes with heterocercal caudal fins and tough skin covered with small toothlike scales.

"hey mate, you'll be around to help me move on the weekend yeah?"

"Yeah i'm more likely to Shit Out A Shark, ya fuck knuckle"

by SharkFunk April 30, 2010

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Shit out of Luck

(1) The word speaks for itself. Get used to it. You're shit out of Luck.

*A man walks into a convenience store in the middle of nowhere, drenched in sweat*

Man: Help! My car just broke down 6 miles away. Can you....

*Clerk interrupts*

Clerk: You're shit out of Luck. I'm just closing.

Man: HEY! Fuck you! Help me, you bastard!

Clerk: Fuck off, I'm going home.

by SteppinNeppin September 13, 2009

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Shit out of luck

A state of being in which nothing ever goes your way even when it should. Normally others gain off your unluckiness pushing you further down the endless spiral and making your luck shittier.

Bob: HEY I'VE GOT A WINNING LOTTERY TICKET!
Nick: those are last week's numbers.
Bob: ...WHAT?!

Nick: I won this week and it was an extra million because of the rollover from last week.
Bob's wife: I'm leaving you.
Bob: I'm always shit out of luck

by Henry Billington August 16, 2009

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