Sheriff

Noun; a joke which is either not funny, or is told by someone who is not funny. Often announced during an awkward silence.

Guy 1: What do clouds wear under there clothes?

Guy 2: /care

Guy 1: THUNDERPANTS!

Guy 2: ...


Sheriff?

by four fingered foetus February 1, 2009

sheriff

The man.

The big dog

The captain of the pirate ship.

The King of the jungle.

A man that knows all and does all, and usually sleeps with your mom.

he loves to say fuck versace qlique

sheriff is best

by beniim December 11, 2016

sheriff

a sheriff is someone (in this case) named Benjamin who loves to keep our school safe. He also has a U shaped moustache which symbolises sheriffism.

oh god, look at sheriff benjamin over there keeping the ovals hands-off policy intack.

by shaydizzle023 June 17, 2019

Sheriff

The dude that when stranger's say his name they say "Sheriff"
The sensitive one, the one who cares about their friends.
The one who never gives money when they lose a bet.
The one who thinks he will famous in the future.
The one who dreams of sex in his dreams.
The one who everyone calls him sharife cooper.
The one who think he's the best.
The one who calls every new game "trash"

Sheriff where is my money?

by contract expired March 3, 2021

Sheriff John Bunnell

Has the whitest teeth known to man.

"I'm sheriff John Bunnell."

by Monkeyseat December 28, 2004

Sheriff Shit-spitter

An annoying person who wants to be a police officer but in reality the only thing they can do is direct traffic in parking lots without being asked to.

Ashley: Hey why is that lady standing in front of cars motioning them to go by in the mall parking lot?

Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.

by Fcfd91 January 5, 2018

sheriff's badge

The light brown (or pink) female sphincter (anus)

"I was going down on Melissa and she went wild when I started tongueing her sheriff's badge"

by Leroy and Skillet May 28, 2008