- The unit of love.
- Amorous quantification.
Based on the turbulent lovelife of actress, Jane Seymour, who at one point seemed to get married every couple of year, each time declaring she had found a "love like never before", then divorcing, and so on and so on in an apparently interminable cycle.
1.0 Seymour is about 10% of your first crush and 50% of the way you feel towards your spouse most of the time.
Reference: http://www.multiverse.org/fora/showpost.php?p=131390&postcount=24
- Amorous quantification.
Based on the turbulent lovelife of actress, Jane Seymour, who at one point seemed to get married every couple of year, each time declaring she had found a "love like never before", then divorcing, and so on and so on in an apparently interminable cycle.
1.0 Seymour is about 10% of your first crush and 50% of the way you feel towards your spouse most of the time.
Reference: http://www.multiverse.org/fora/showpost.php?p=131390&postcount=24
Bloke: "I don't think this is working out."
Woman: "Yes, I'm feeling about 0.03 Seymours for you, too."
Woman: "Yes, I'm feeling about 0.03 Seymours for you, too."
by UncleDes August 3, 2008
Get the Seymour mug.Definition- an extremely creepy person who bothers you and continues to approach you in a sexual manner despite getting shot down. Typically this person might be considered a Creep in the sense that they will go to odd means in order to get sexual satisfaction (ie creeping in shower stalls, public bathrooms, peering through windows, etc.)
origin of the word comes from a Midwestern urban legend of a man supposedly named "Seymour Cray." He is said to have held a group of twenty-somethings against their will for several days and forced them to do odd sexual acts. One popularly reported act was he made the unfortunate people lick the hooves of his pet pig. He additionally had a hair and foot fetish... the details go on but this is how the meaning came into being.
origin of the word comes from a Midwestern urban legend of a man supposedly named "Seymour Cray." He is said to have held a group of twenty-somethings against their will for several days and forced them to do odd sexual acts. One popularly reported act was he made the unfortunate people lick the hooves of his pet pig. He additionally had a hair and foot fetish... the details go on but this is how the meaning came into being.
Susan-"That guy over there is such a Seymour Cray"
Anna-"Omg That guy is such a Cray! I didn't really know him but I added him on facebook and all he does is send me these really creepy messages."
John-"Yeah, he probably wants to inhale the smell of your hair lol."
Susan-"Sick! Or lick your toes"
*It should additionally be noted that "Seymour Cray" could be used in place of "creeper" and definitely spices up your vocab
Anna-"Omg That guy is such a Cray! I didn't really know him but I added him on facebook and all he does is send me these really creepy messages."
John-"Yeah, he probably wants to inhale the smell of your hair lol."
Susan-"Sick! Or lick your toes"
*It should additionally be noted that "Seymour Cray" could be used in place of "creeper" and definitely spices up your vocab
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Seymourzizm is the belief that the universe is only a single cell in a massive organism which is also just a single cell in a massive organism until you reach the top which is seymour and his son fred. Seymourzizm teaches that every cell is infact a universe. Seymour just sits around with a never ending cup of coffee and a never ending piece of toast on a floating couch watching daytime TV (e.g. O...prah, Dr. Phil, Judge Judy) with his best buddies, Gandhi and Zeus. Sometimes they'll all play Uno, which was invented by Zeus, but Gandhi pwns everyone when they play it. Except this one time when Seymour beat Gandhi for 5 games in a row. Seymour's Brother, Simon, is a rather unknown person. It is thought that he is like Seymour, except with his own set of universes inside of him. Some also say that Simon is Evil whereas Seymour is Good. When you do evil things, you please Simon, however this theory is disregarded by the fact that Seymour doesn't care.
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Get the Seymourzizm mug.One of the many 'joke names' Bart and Lisa Simpson used during their prank phone calls to Moe's Tavern.
"HELLO. Moe's Tavern."
"I need to speak with someone there. Last name, Butz, first name, Seymour."
"Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz! Oh, wait a minute... listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!"
"I need to speak with someone there. Last name, Butz, first name, Seymour."
"Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz! Oh, wait a minute... listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!"
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Get the Seymour Stains mug.Seymour High School is a school located in Seymour Connecticut in a really small town that nobody knows about and a school that banned usage of phones even at lunch and when you walk into a bathroom there’s a cloud mist of Vape from the druggies.
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