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slysexual 

One who acts gay in order to get close to a girl who they normally wouldn't be able to talk to then tries to turn the tables by saying that he's no longer gay to get with her. Slysexuals typically show a pattern of this tactic and unintentionally build a reputation for themselves making people believe they are in the closet. The opposite of a closeteer.
WTF?! I thought Peter was gay and now he apparently got with Ann, wow what a slysexual, somebody should call him out on that.
slysexual by TyCoLicious January 23, 2011
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Shysexual is a person who thinks about sex 24/7 and imagines getting dick & pussy but, when actually confronted by someone willing to have sex with them or admitting their true feelings about sex shysexual will go into a social anxiety attack and not do what they really want to do because they're shy af.
Rihanna is a very sexual person but she's too damn shy to act it out on somebody. shyhoe shysexual social anxiety
ShySexual by Lifetimelmn June 7, 2016

selfsexual 

adj.
Being sexually and romantically attracted to one's self. It goes beyond just looking one's self in the mirror to check if everything is in place. It goes to the level of actually turning one's self on by doing nothing more than looking at their own self!
A person who is selfsexual may be seen actually flirting with themself in mirrors or becoming aroused by watching nakkid videos of just themself.
Dude One: Check out that chick creaming over herself!
Dude Two: Sheit, all the hot chicks here are either lebsian or selfsexual. We ain't getting any play here!
Dude One: No way! Selfsexual chicks are hella easy.
selfsexual by fcsuper July 28, 2008
A girl who is actually straight but gay for Selena Gomez
I couldn't realise I was selsexual before I listened Selena Gomez
Selsexual by pinsy November 2, 2018

Selfsexual 

Loving yourself to the point where you are in a relationship with yourself intentionally, not allowing anyone else to be in a relationship with you.
"I heard George is a selfsexual! He loves himself so much!"
Selfsexual by Langstoner October 6, 2016
mm selsexual, sel will treat u better than any other man! smh! simp!
guys im coming out as selsexual ! i only want sel
selsexual by selsexual addiction October 20, 2020

soysexual 

What a soyo!
Is the soysexual bathing in Soy Sauce again?
soysexual by 1st soysexual May 28, 2021