suffocation

An underrated band that combines elements of death and grind, yielding a genre called 'brutal death metal.' You may be able to tell by the genre name, but if you listen to their shit, it's pretty fucking heavy. Another example of why Relapse is one of the best damn labels the metal genre has ever seen. (See also Nile, Mastodon, Nasum and Pig Destroyer)

I was going to listen to Suffocation tonight, but I realized I was wearing new pants, and I didn't want to shit in them like I usually do when I listen to said band.

by hermanator05 January 7, 2005

Sexcation

A special time of year reserved for rest, relaxation and world travel...and sex. Or, anytime one takes a trip of which the sole or majority purpose is to bang.

Man, work has really been stressing me out lately. Thank God there is only a week left until my sexcation.

by Slamber103 December 1, 2010

Silly Bandz Suffocation

When school children overload their arms with the stretchy rubber bracelets. Silly Bandz have become the sudden craze among many elementary schools, middle schools, and even high schools. They come in different colors and shapes, and kids squeeze many on their arm/s at one time. This may result in a sudden, dramatic loss of circulation.

John: "I just bought my daughter five packs of Silly Bandz the other day, and she wears all of them at once!"
Patrick: "Ah yes, it's Silly Bandz Suffocation."

by cooolkat08 May 30, 2010

taco suffocation

to be suffocated by a vagina

Kimberly gave my boy Adam the best taco suffocation of his life.

by bigpinkthing1 November 17, 2010

Sexducation

1.Proof that knowledge is power !

2.In dept education on philosophy of sexual ecstasy( to Not to be confused with the average sex education.This is the teachings of the holy bible of love (Kamasutra) and the Tantric arts.

4.The magic that can turn a penis into the mightiest sword

3.A reason for you to get your morning exercise on bed

4.The reason i am getting laid and you are not

5.Knowledge that can evoke passion that burns like a 1000 suns

6.The reason your dad still has his spark

7.Passionate for both just cannot get any better than this !

8.The best way to taste a piece of heaven on earth

9.The best way to achieve a Dayagasm (ultimate orgasm)

Master Yoda:Master the art sexducation and get laid again i will.

The Sith: it reveals a hidden side of the force.

Guy 1: i got 6 packs through having longer and more frequent sex after earning a PhD in sexducation.

Grandpa: yeah ! i am young again :D

Lady: i used to have 5 meals a day but now i have 5 males a day

by zingeraddict October 8, 2011

Sexcation

It's like a vacation; but cater to the ones that never get laid. A lot of sex going on between two consisting adults for an extended period of time.

Sexcations are far more enjoyable and way more fun than a vacation! !

by White girl Named Latham August 16, 2016

Penile Suffocation

1) The act of shoving ones cock in the mouth of the victim causing her/him to suffocate until they die and are no longer living

2) A grind band that is good and you should listen to

If that fucking cunt doesnt shut up...im going to cock slap her then penily suffocate her to death until she dies.

by Kaaos January 11, 2005