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Sexversations

Communication, dialogue, discussion, or conversation that promotes personal sharing, inquiries and critical thinking around all things sexual. Healthy sexversations are framed around safer sex practices, consent and empowerment.
Frequent sexversations increases your sexual IQ.

Sexversations help break through societal myths and taboos.
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Sexiversary

The date on which two people first had sex.
He was invited out for a drink after work, but he knew that since it was their sexiversary and she would be expecting him to be on his game, he declined.
by Kate Charlton June 19, 2008
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Sex Over Easy

When you put a stove burner on low and place either your partner's rear or back on top of it while it warms up. Try to make them orgasm before they become horridly burned. Your partner may not use their hands to please themselves. Bondage is optional. Do not use a gag.
For an intense game, use the point system below to contest with your partner.
1 point- Oral ( including vaginal penetration via tongue)
2 points- Rimjob or Vaginal (Excluding vaginal penetration via tongue)
3 points- Anal fucking (Use of fingers, sex toys, etc)
If you fail to reach a projected goal in a set time, (Maximum time limit being 30 mins, and the minimum being 10) then you must switch with your partner and increase the temperature by a small increment (If the dial increases by multiples of 1, turn the dial up 1 notch); save that they aren't in need of hospital care. If you reach your goal, switch with your partner; do not change the temperature. If your partner reaches their goal, the one with the quickest record may command the loser with any sexual or non-sexual demand.
Dude, I just played Sex Over Easy with Martha last night, and her ass became darker than Darth Vader's suit!
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Sexvertising

An advertising method using sex and or sexuality, to sell products or services. Imagery is often borderline pornographic in nature.
Banned Calvin Klein Jeans Spring 2010 advertisement featuring Eva Mendes and Jamie Dornan is an example of sexvertising.
by Professor XY and Z October 29, 2010
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selover balls

(noun): the condition of one's genitalia in which they are exceptionally large and sexy, not to be confused with selover penis. One is said to have selover balls if random woman will suck on them just be glancing at your sack.
woman: if only i had some selover balls to suck on
selover: baby come here i got some
by Shelover February 13, 2008
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sexversary

the anniversary of the day you had sex. most easily observed once pregnancy begins; in this sense, also known as conception day.
"happy sexversary, friend with benefits!"

"wow, amy and tom! happy sexversary, and welcome to the third trimester."
by janice jim July 13, 2009
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sexiversary

The same as an anniversary, but for the first time you ever have sex or fo the first time you ever have sex with the person you are currently dating, married to, etc.
(if your first relationship is when you first had sex, then it would be a double entendre)
1. the 12th this month is my sexiversary for the first time I ever fucked someone, but the 10th of next month is my (girlfriend's/boyfriend's/spouse's) and my sexiversary for the first time we've ever had sex.
2. yesterday was my (girlfriend's/boyfriend's) and my sexiversary.
by obamapproved September 11, 2009
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