sex pie 

the result of the sexual act of inserting pie filling into a womans vagina then followed by having sex with it, then at teh very end after finishing you put a crust(of semen) on it

Catie got a sex pie in the parking garage after watching porn

sex pie by hobodragon September 9, 2007

sex-pie 

slang for "ry-ry sex-pie". it is a deliciously and devilishly handsome young man who fails to realise his impact on the female population. modest. often unable to accept when others call him handsome, attractive and sexual. bordering on shy. this man needs to be appreciated and adored. best provided by a "sex-wee"

a female observing this fine creature : "wow! that's one SEX-PIE!!"

sex-pie by lazy bones July 29, 2006

Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex 

A man cuts holes in a pumpkin for the eyes nose and mouth. several men jack off then stick their cocks in the holes and shoot their loads in the pumpkin
Once all the men are done, the pumpkin is cut open and emptied out, and a pumpkin pie is made. Must be served to a special girl with a side of ice cream

"I had Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex with Stacy last night with the guys. I know she is the one"

Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex by SexDomMaster October 29, 2023

sex with a pie 

A form of sexual intercourse originally devised by the creators of American Pie, a Universal Studios film from the nineties. When having sex with a pie, your best bet is a warm apple pie, or a fresh blueberry pie. Please refrain from having sex with meat pies you freaks.

Ghandi: I fell asleep and missed the guy having sex with a pie!
Abe: Why don't you just rent it?

sex with a pie by Jason Biggs June 19, 2004

Sex On the Pier 

Beverage created by Back Beard the pirate in 1532. The recipe was locked away with the rest of Black Beard's treasure. When the treasure was rediscovered the recipe was disregarded as worthless by hapless losers. The recipe was then rediscover by Julian Nagy in early 2011 in his historic New Paltz, NY home. It was then renamed Sex on the pier by his close friend Eric Vaughn because of its similarity to sex on the beach. Recipe consists of 1 part orange juice, one part cranberry juice, and one part Gin and tonic

This sex on the beach is not nearly as good as a Sex on the Pier

Sex On the Pier by bishop35 April 25, 2011

soul piercing sex 

The best possible sex you can have with the opposite sex. It's more than just fucking the shit out of each other, it's connecting with the person on a deeper level. Mainly is had with few people who carry meaning in your life or have at some point. Some of the best, if not the best sex ever.

We just had rounds of soul piercing sex, I think he may be the one. And not just cause of his dick size.

soul piercing sex by lioness of the jungle December 24, 2013

Piece of sex

A saying you and your girlfriend might or should start saying. It means your hot or I wanna have intercourse or a substitute for you piece of shit!

Boyfriend: "Your a piece of sex babe ;)"

Girlfriend: "awwww thanks babe <3"

Piece of sex by CloutNibba January 20, 2019