National Sex Day

Greg: Yo it's national sex day! June 9th!

Jeremy: No it's on August 2nd.

by Cheesussaveme October 10, 2018

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No Premarital Sex Day

Just like Rusev Day, No Premarital Sex Day is celebrated 365 days a year. Premarital Sex is softer than Charmin Ultra Soft.

“What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?”
“Celebrating No Premarital Sex Day of course!”

by Robert Griffin IV April 12, 2021

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This day is on January 6th and is very important because it is the only actual dated holiday where you can have oral sex back to back.

‘’Man, i can’t wait for oral sex day, my girlfriend loves it! ’’

by cvnumium January 06, 2020

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Femboy Sex Day is on August 1st and is an appreciation holiday. A holiday celebrated to have as much sex with your personal specially chosen Femboy.

Person: "Today is Femboy Sex Day and I choose you to be my partner."
Femboy: "Thank you for choosing me."

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The perfect day to fuck and just sit back and relax, smoking joints.

Hey babe, you ready for National Sex Day? It’s aboutta be littt.

by Richmoeee April 13, 2018

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any friday is lesbian sex day. it's when you have sex with your girlfriend if you are a lesbian.

girl: today is friday. you know what that means?

other girl: we can have lesbian sex!
because any friday is lesbian sex day!

by bangmarch8th March 09, 2009

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A day where all couples have to have rough sex at least twice

My girlfriend says the day after rough sex day should be a national holiday so she can laze around and recover

by Emilysboyfriedn January 25, 2022

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