A sex act invented in a thought experiment by two stoned virgins and popularized via Urban Dictionary. No human being, alive or dead, has ever actually performed this sex act, but it has attained a degree of cultural currency through shock value.
Stoner 1: Dude... like... what if you, like, went to titty-bang a girl, but then totally took a dump and then sat in it?
Stoner 2: Baahahaha hahaha haha ha ha hahaha ha we should call that a Cleveland steamer!
Stoner 1: Uh... why?
Stoner 2: Because, like, the poop would steam if it's cold out... and it's like Cleveland!
Stoner 1: Hahahaha yeah totally. This is going to be the best Urban Dictionary sex act ever.
Stoner 2: Baahahaha hahaha haha ha ha hahaha ha we should call that a Cleveland steamer!
Stoner 1: Uh... why?
Stoner 2: Because, like, the poop would steam if it's cold out... and it's like Cleveland!
Stoner 1: Hahahaha yeah totally. This is going to be the best Urban Dictionary sex act ever.
by chaos5023 October 5, 2011
Get the Urban Dictionary sex actmug. by Marshall, Adam and Travis December 13, 2003
Get the Vile sex act 1mug. The act of having your dick sucked in such a manner that the person sucking you dick inserts it entirely into their mouth and throat, slowly drags it out (sucking on it firmly all the while) then pulls the head out of their mouth as they continue to suck firmly on it, producing a loud popping sound.
"My girl gave me blow pops (sex act) last night, it was fucking amazing. Blew a huge load all over her face."
by Doomus May 22, 2016
Get the blow pops (sex act)mug. Right after you blow your load in her mouth, duct tape her mouth shut. Then unleash your fury onto her jaw until she is knocked out. Then, take her to the nearest emementary school and tie her up to the flag pole naked.
by Marshall, Adam and Travis December 13, 2003
Get the Vile sex act 3mug. A method of finding a variety of otherwise disgusting sexual acts. The formula is as follows: (insert nationality) (insert optional adjective) (insert noun).
by ...Heiiisssennnberrg... September 26, 2013
Get the the urban dictionary lewd sex act formulamug. when you masturbate in front of the female
and cum on her belly
then she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb
it's hot, because it mimics the act of masturbating to porn / hentai
except that it's in real life
good for when you have erectile dysfunction or performance anxiety
you're pollinating her like a flower or plant
it's spicier if she's not on the pill, thus impregnation
and cum on her belly
then she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb
it's hot, because it mimics the act of masturbating to porn / hentai
except that it's in real life
good for when you have erectile dysfunction or performance anxiety
you're pollinating her like a flower or plant
it's spicier if she's not on the pill, thus impregnation
i was pollinating (sex act) her
by Andrew E Cooper July 17, 2025
Get the pollinating (sex act)mug. When you masturbate on to a female's belly, and after cumming, she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb, thus impregnation.
You're pollinating her, like a flower.
When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.
Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
You're pollinating her, like a flower.
When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.
Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025
Get the Pollination (human sex act)mug.