sexnology

the term for the use of technology to facilitate sexual pleasure such as mp3 player sex toy attachments.

"I don't need a boyfriend. I've got a vibrator that plugs in to my iPhone. I love sexnology!"

by jeatags June 16, 2009

methology

The science of methamphetamine.

Law enforcement should be required to study methology.

by Total Kunt February 1, 2008

ethology

The study of human behavior and social organization from a biological perspective.

Ethology seeks to clearly define the value of behavior and its evolutionary history.

by daveslist August 21, 2014

schology

A crappy home work website that teachers force you to use. Often deletes your homework in a very bad timing, and teachers won't believe your homework got deleted.

Teacher: Where's your homework?
Student: Schology deleted my homework.....
Teacher: Bullshit!
Student: My dog ate my homework
Teacher: It's very nice of you telling me the truth

by Megarboh April 20, 2017

sexnology

The development of new and better robots for lonely people to have sex with.

Rod got one of those vacuuming robots primarily because of the sexnology possibilities.

by DIF May 9, 2008

Sexpology

Sexpology: To apologize in the form of sex instead of a formal "I'm sorry... Forgive me" apology.

Sexpologies are most commonly used when dealing with ex-boyfriends and/or ex-girlfriends. Sometimes you've apologized so many times there just isn't anything else to do except give them a nice, big sexpology.

Jim: "Hey man, your girlfriend every forgive you for not coming home until really late again this weekend?"

Eric: "Yeah... I just gave her an all night sexpology and promised never to stay out late without calling her first again. We're golden."

by Sally Slam 'n Scram November 22, 2011

Stepology

The belief and worship of dubstep as the one true god.

Guy 1: So you goin to church today?
Guy 2: Nah bro I converted to Stepology

by Kavinsky123 November 12, 2010