Zombie Stroking

-When a person has been up for at least three days masturbating while using Crystal Meth.

Yea last night was fun but I went home and been Zombie Stroking all night.

by EARTH/RABBIT March 19, 2011

stroking the puppy

A euphemism for female masturbation, often accompanied with the words "squatting down" in front of it.

Dylan: She was squatting down, stroking the puppy!
Grace: Holy shit, right in the park in front of everyone?

by mcspiff January 27, 2011

stroking the roadkill

Female masturbation, enough said.

Jane couldn't get a date for months, so she spent her time home alone, stroking the roadkill.

by Schmiffy November 9, 2009

heat stroking

A masturbatory technique in which the subject masturbates with their left hand while placing their right hand under warm water. Then directly before orgasm you switch hands for a grand finale.

Heat stroking is kind of hottt sexxx.

by Reid C May 4, 2008

Stroking Johnson

Male masturbation.

Ignorant Donkey was sitting home stroking Johnson, while I was in the Dominican Republic getting laid.

by BobbyWaves August 21, 2016

Strokin'

To make love to the woman that you love the best.
You can stroke it to the East or the West.

I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said,
"I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin'"

**What a woman says when you are strokin'
'Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter'

by ClarenceCarter May 27, 2009

Seronich

Famous twitch streamer known for pigs, outstanding bedwars plays and anarchy.... wait a second

Is that famous Twitch streamer Seronich?

by demurei June 6, 2021