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Seymoured

English slang term applied to anyone who makes a name for himself denouncing others for being racist or sexist and then, hilariously, ends up getting denounced for the very same things- with the added suspicion that he may be kind of a perv. Used to be called getting 'hoisted by ones own petard' or 'poetic justice'.
Man, that self-righteous twat really got seymoured!
by Dr. Carlo Marxo January 31, 2014
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Seymour

- The unit of love.
- Amorous quantification.
Based on the turbulent lovelife of actress, Jane Seymour, who at one point seemed to get married every couple of year, each time declaring she had found a "love like never before", then divorcing, and so on and so on in an apparently interminable cycle.

1.0 Seymour is about 10% of your first crush and 50% of the way you feel towards your spouse most of the time.

Reference: http://www.multiverse.org/fora/showpost.php?p=131390&postcount=24
Bloke: "I don't think this is working out."
Woman: "Yes, I'm feeling about 0.03 Seymours for you, too."
by UncleDes August 3, 2008
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Seymour Cray

Definition- an extremely creepy person who bothers you and continues to approach you in a sexual manner despite getting shot down. Typically this person might be considered a Creep in the sense that they will go to odd means in order to get sexual satisfaction (ie creeping in shower stalls, public bathrooms, peering through windows, etc.)
origin of the word comes from a Midwestern urban legend of a man supposedly named "Seymour Cray." He is said to have held a group of twenty-somethings against their will for several days and forced them to do odd sexual acts. One popularly reported act was he made the unfortunate people lick the hooves of his pet pig. He additionally had a hair and foot fetish... the details go on but this is how the meaning came into being.
Susan-"That guy over there is such a Seymour Cray"
Anna-"Omg That guy is such a Cray! I didn't really know him but I added him on facebook and all he does is send me these really creepy messages."
John-"Yeah, he probably wants to inhale the smell of your hair lol."
Susan-"Sick! Or lick your toes"

*It should additionally be noted that "Seymour Cray" could be used in place of "creeper" and definitely spices up your vocab
by Curt233 May 13, 2010
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Sekou

Sekou is a great friend, boyfriend, and all around person. He has a great "girlfriend", and life. Sekou has great looks which makes all the ladys want him. He is loyal to everyone especially his "girlfriend". Sekou is very athletic and is good at practically every sport. Sekou has a great sense of humor.
Boy: Wow I wish I was like Sekou
Girl: I wish I was with Sekou
by California2002 November 5, 2019
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Seymourzizm

Seymourzizm is the belief that the universe is only a single cell in a massive organism which is also just a single cell in a massive organism until you reach the top which is seymour and his son fred. Seymourzizm teaches that every cell is infact a universe. Seymour just sits around with a never ending cup of coffee and a never ending piece of toast on a floating couch watching daytime TV (e.g. O...prah, Dr. Phil, Judge Judy) with his best buddies, Gandhi and Zeus. Sometimes they'll all play Uno, which was invented by Zeus, but Gandhi pwns everyone when they play it. Except this one time when Seymour beat Gandhi for 5 games in a row. Seymour's Brother, Simon, is a rather unknown person. It is thought that he is like Seymour, except with his own set of universes inside of him. Some also say that Simon is Evil whereas Seymour is Good. When you do evil things, you please Simon, however this theory is disregarded by the fact that Seymour doesn't care.
Seymourzizm is the only religion in which you go to a sandwich parlour on a tuesday
by Animorphs March 27, 2014
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smouncing

Verb - To talk to someone on multiple social networks over the course of a short time - social media bouncing
Julia and I were talking on Insta, FB messenger and text. Hardcore smouncing.
by ihappentohave May 21, 2020
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segously

Perpetually mischievous and horny, able to maintain a full erection instantly and infinitley.
The Wachousay Bagouser was feeling tres segously after his daily breakfast of 5 double espressos, 10 helium balloons, and 6 viagra.
by SirManth April 18, 2005
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