simmonesque

To drink a lot in the privacy of your own room before going out to either a party or your friends room.

Person A: "How much did you drink last night?"

Person B: "I had like 8 shots before i came to your room"

Person A: "Wow, how simmonesque of you"

by Frank Fioretti April 25, 2008

Simmone

Look in the mirror, what do you see? I’ll tell you: you’re looking at someone who is almost certainly inferior in every way to one of - if not THE - baddest bitch in the Milky Way galaxy. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but once you see a Simmone, you’ll BEHOLDIN your jaw cause it just hit the ground at terminal velocity.

Bitches: wow, I look okay toda-
Everyone: Quit, you look like a boiled egg; where is Simmone at

by notchrisdontlookatme January 29, 2020

Summoner's Rift

Home

Person 1: Yo let's go home, you've been playing for 48 hours straight.
Person 2: Shut your mouth Jimmy, Summoner's Rift is my home.

by Neon Mice July 7, 2018

Sembone

A semi-boner.

Mike has a sembone

by The EUG September 19, 2009

help i accidentally summoned a lemon

The FIRST things that comes up when you type in, "help i accidentally"

help i accidentally summoned a lemon no kidding

by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022

Demon Summoner

Some weird ass protagonist from the SMT series, usually accompanied by his weak-ass friends who endlessly bitch about impending doom.

John:"Hey, i heard SMT has Demon summoner as it's genre!"

Joe:"Yeah man, he can literally summon demons from the bowels of hell for macca!"

John:"Wow!"

by SummonerofFaiths July 5, 2020

Gacha Summoner

Some random who saved the gacha world from corruption

Me: all hail the gacha summoner for beating up that corruption-obsessed whore

by chaos boy July 29, 2021