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sexetary

a woman who is employed as a secretary solely for the purpose of her employer banging her whenever and wherever he feels like it. May be construed as a chauvinistic interpretation of this once noble job (secretary; sorry ladies) in the days when e-mail and bosses who could type similarly did not exist. Modern examples of a sexetary may as well be any of the hot office women/slaves as portrayed on AMC's popular series "Mad Men."
Hey man, last night I just had to bang my sexetary silly against the file cabinet, and then on my desk.

And if you get hired here, we promise lots of options from which to select a suitable sexetary.

That girl may be dressed up like a desperate housewife for Halloween, but all I can think of is doing her as if she were my sexetary.
by Barnacle Bill November 1, 2009
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Selena

Selena is a beautiful girl who is amazing funny caring kind hearted and overly loving she cares for you when you don’t see your self worth and she picks you up when you are down and makes you smile when your upset she is short yes but great things come in small packages she loves me and comforts me when I need it I love her with all my heart.
Selena I love you with everything I have
by Selena’s one and only February 14, 2019
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Disc Jockey for D&B, Ska, etc ..
"Selectah, bring the rewind"
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Selema

A very uncommon name, letters away from the names “Selena” and “Selma”. However if you do meet a girl (maybe boy) names Selema they will be very artistic and creative, as well as brutally honest and hardworking. But be wary, they never forget, and will hold grudges for a long time.
Hey, you know that girl Selema?
Yeah! She doesn’t take nobody’s shit!
by rural thesaurus February 19, 2019
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Selena

A stunningly beautiful girl who doesn't know it. Is usually musically talented and great hearted. Not the best at realationships, but the best at hair. Her thick hair makes you want to curl up and sleep in it! Selena is an all around amazing girl.
Woah.. did you see her hair?
That was for sure a Selena!
by dogsarehogs December 19, 2015
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bo selecta

"bo" = good
"selecta" = DJ and/or his/her choice of tune
"crowd say 'bo selecta'"
eg: nice tune/selection
by DJ QC August 6, 2003
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Selenator

1. A person who loves Selena Gomez & supports her in everything she does

2. An obsessive fan of Selena Gomez

It is pronounced SILL-EEN-NUH-TER, but some may mispronounce it as sell-en-nat-or.
It's cooler to be a Selenator than a Selena hater ...
About 2 out of every 3 teenage boys are Selenators.
by TheYellaflame June 30, 2011
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