Scanning the depths of an open bag of Doritos in search for prey. Instead of the old or infirm, the hunter is after the Dorito weighted down with the most cheese.
Wife: Chet, the bag says that these Doritos are 20%
cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't
found a single one laden with what I would call
more cheese.
Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a
bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You
had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure
that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag
with your roommates.
cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't
found a single one laden with what I would call
more cheese.
Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a
bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You
had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure
that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag
with your roommates.
by Genomatic September 23, 2009
Get the dorito selection mug.When one of the participants in a texting conversation intentionally ignores certain questions or texts because of their lack of desire to answer the question or get involved in a conversation.
"Stop selective text responding and answer my question -- do you want to go with me to my friend Marisa's surprise mini golf birthday party?"
by tomalexander19 August 25, 2013
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The process whereby organisms better adapted to their environment tend to survive and consume more drugs. The theory of its actions are dependant on legality, location, physical health, lung capacity, experience and local hemp-life. It is now regarded as the main process that brings about the evolution of the sesh and the drugs/subspecies/strains involved.
(Firstly used to describe the psychedelic ecosystem, this definition has since changed to include Cannabis and all other drugs by proxy).
(Firstly used to describe the psychedelic ecosystem, this definition has since changed to include Cannabis and all other drugs by proxy).
Due to the illegal and hostile nature of London's black market, many o' dealers import intoxicating substances as well as producing their own native drugs. This combined with it's high population makes the citizens of London a good example of psychedelic selection. (especially when involving predators such as the wild pig).
by The Sesh Gremlinz August 20, 2018
Get the Psychedelic Selection mug."Dude, if I loan you this twenty dollars please pay me back. Don't come down with a case of selective amnesia on me."
by Mack C January 21, 2007
Get the selective amnesia mug.When you are going to blow your load on a girl but must decide pussy, ass, face or any part of her body.
I had 3 seconds left and my Shot Selection was limited to blowing my wad on her ass or in her crack.
by will bitten May 29, 2018
Get the Shot Selection mug.A term for Darwin's theory, which is a nice way of saying, "that fucktard was too stupid to live anyway. At least he's out of the gene-pool now."
by Fatass February 12, 2003
Get the Natural-Selection mug.Basically, it's when someone purposefully gives someone else false information, otherwise known as lying.
Victim: Dude, I thought you said she totally wanted go out with me!
Lier: Selective disinformation my friend.
Victim: What the fuck does that mean!?
Lier: Selective disinformation my friend.
Victim: What the fuck does that mean!?
by Dreggs March 9, 2008
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