Seismic Squeeze

To forcefully take a human or an object between yourlegs and squeeze them as hard as you can.

I seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.

by NICK AND GARRET July 5, 2007

seismic shift

A major change. (Seismology is the study of earthquakes.) The implication is that the change being described is so significant that the earth will move under your feet. Like paradigm shift, this phrase has become overused marketing hype.

In just the last century, there has been a seismic shift in the treatment of women in this country.

by DBill the PonyillBill August 3, 2017

seismic dump

A seismic dump is a poop that once leaves the bowel, instantly crashes into the bottom of the toilet, often creating tsunamis, vibration, panic attacks, chaos, and of course seismic activity that registers on the national level. Often accompanied by a wet arse, stains in the toilet bowl, and a horrendous smell that can linger for days like radiation fallout.

I was taken off my feet by the shockwave of tom's seismic dump. When he walked by, thats when the fallout smell hit me and put me in a coma.

by CrimsonOsmium February 13, 2008

seismic fart

An earth shattering fart that can be heard, felt, smelt from great distances by many thousands of fleeing people.

A fart that has the power to kill!

An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.

Angelika ripped off a seismic fart that could of wiped out half of China!

While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

Seismic Monkey

Commonly used term in the oil industry for a seismic engineer. another wanker who knows how to read books, but can't actually do anything technical. Usually posted as an observer

here comes another seismic monkey, wanker will probably be well suited to work as an observer

by dude_zeon September 24, 2005

Seismic Anomaly

A seismic anomaly, is an unforseen fortuitous event.

When I was going through my old jeans, I found a $100 bill! Thats a total seismic anomaly!

by king sizzle May 21, 2010

Seismic Lethargy

An extreme state of lethargy, cause unknown, but very tiring. Seismic Lethargy can strike down its victim without warning and usually whilst they are trying to do something. It usually affects young males and reported cases are more prevalent in the warmer summer months. The consensual course remedy is to remove the patient from the environment that is inducing the lethargy.

Rhys is unable to continue today because he is suffering from Seismic Lethargy.

by David Harding September 18, 2008