When your butt gets flat, wide, and jiggly from sitting so much (i.e. studying for finals, at a desk) without going to the gym.
by Caligrl887 September 9, 2009
Get the Secretary's ass mug.A new cabinet position previously called Secretary of State before the Trumpster stepped in and changed it to better suit his unique 45th Presidency Show.
In 45’s administration of constantly interchangeable heads, the war nut Mike Pompeo seems to have easily slithered into his role as the U.S. Secretary of Snake.
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Rock and Roll music of a watered-down variety; devoid of soul; unoffensive and unharmful, acceptable to be played in a corporate setting.
Classic Secretary Rock: Rod Stewart, Jimmy Buffett, Damn Yankees, Journey, Meatloaf, Bryan Adams, John Mellencamp, Van Hagar
Contemporary Secretary Rock: Maroon 5, Nickelback, Green Day, Fall Out Boy
Classic Secretary Rock: Rod Stewart, Jimmy Buffett, Damn Yankees, Journey, Meatloaf, Bryan Adams, John Mellencamp, Van Hagar
Contemporary Secretary Rock: Maroon 5, Nickelback, Green Day, Fall Out Boy
I'm giving my band one more year to make it, otherwise I'm starting a wedding band - you can make good money playing secretary rock.
by Alison Chaynes May 22, 2009
Get the Secretary Rock mug.the word spread refers to the widening of the hips and ass. this usually happens to secretaries, who sit in a chair all day snacking on sweets; thus the name, secretary spread.
"Dayumm, that secretary has a wide ass!" or "I feel like I'm getting secretary's spread from sitting all day."
by Robbie February 19, 2004
Get the secretary spread mug.a sexytary, or personal assistant in modern-day terminology, who performs his/her duties to the best of his/her sartorial abilities.
Meet Dara, my new secretarty.
She and Britney made it to the last sexytary round. It was a difficult decision, she types slower than I write, but she's got the pencil skirt, blouses and glasses down better than Britters.
She and Britney made it to the last sexytary round. It was a difficult decision, she types slower than I write, but she's got the pencil skirt, blouses and glasses down better than Britters.
by princessetamtam November 11, 2009
Get the secretarty mug.When engaging in coitus with rear entry (doggie style) one hooks his ring and middle finger into the female's mouth bilaterally to provide leverage and minimize the talking. Thus mimicking riding a race horse.
by Freeloading Rusty February 22, 2011
Get the Secretariat mug.The new name for the Secretary of Defense. Apparently, the best defense is now a good offense. The United States attacks and invades nations if they feel it might benefit them in any way. This, in turn, has led to more support in the Middle East for their Secretary of Offense: Al Qaeda.
Ron Paul: "Extremists don't attack us because we are rich and free. They attack us because we have been OVER THERE!"
You can thank our Secretary of Offense for that!
You can thank our Secretary of Offense for that!
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