Secret Agent

When you have a poo and the log goes straight round the U-bend.

Use in combination with a lucky barry for the ultimate poo - the Secret Agent Lucky Barry.

I just had a secret agent.

by rmp89 September 12, 2009

secret agent

What you wanna be when you grow up, admit it.

MAX KNIGHT: ULTRA SPY!

(Worst movie ever)

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

secret agent

a metal one hitter that is painted to look like a cigarette.

"dude, there's nowhere to cheef around here"

"it's cool man, i got the secret agent. you can toke it up walkin down the street!"

by goddamnhippy June 13, 2005

Secret Agent

When a man is having sex with a fat or ugly chick, after he cums, he pulls the rubber off, stuffs it over her head and yells at her very sternly, "if you tell anyone about this, I'll fucking kill you".

After Peter was done fucking that fat hog, he totally gave her the secret agent and she ran out of his room crying like a stuck pig.

by ForestTex February 20, 2007

secret agent

A secret agent is a person who has 2 WhatsApp account on his smartphone, one on the WhatsApp app whilst another one is on web.whatsapp.com. This is required to allow him to execute his task as a secret agent.

Ever since I got my second WhatsApp account, I feel like a secret agent—juggling chats on my phone and web while keeping my plans under wraps!

by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025

secret agent status

when a girl is at a party and she is scoutin for the best lookin guy in da club

dat dudes so fine ima about to be on my secret agent status

by yetty b April 19, 2008

Secret Agent Man

A male who claims they are a transgender female to infiltrate women's spaces for nefarious reasons

Karen White, jailed for raping two women with "her" penis, successfully infiltrated a women's prison as a Secret Agent Man to sexually assault two female prisoners.

by ba327 January 29, 2019