shasturbate

To shit and masturbate at the same time.

For christ sake Jacob you've only gone and shasturbated up the wall .

by Accidictal June 7, 2016

shasturbate

When one masturbates using their own shat as lubricant.

I couldn't find the lotion anywhere so I shasturbated!

I was wiping my ass and accidentally got some shit on my hand so I decided to shasturbate.

by LeDouche December 9, 2008

seamsturbate

verb
to provide sexual pleasure by tugging on the crotch seam/zipper of one's or another's pants (especially jeans), resulting in friction against one's or another's "part"

I saw your ex-girlfriend seamsturbate in English class today.

by Kisaki Kattakuzai January 17, 2008

Sebasterbating

The act of fingering, or masturbating yourself, or another person in a hot tub.

The girls were sebasterbating in the goon tub (hot tub).

by Anonomys iSak October 14, 2025