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shasturbate

For christ sake Jacob you've only gone and shasturbated up the wall .
by Accidictal June 7, 2016
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shasturbate

When one masturbates using their own shat as lubricant.
I couldn't find the lotion anywhere so I shasturbated!

I was wiping my ass and accidentally got some shit on my hand so I decided to shasturbate.
by LeDouche December 9, 2008
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seamsturbate

verb
to provide sexual pleasure by tugging on the crotch seam/zipper of one's or another's pants (especially jeans), resulting in friction against one's or another's "part"
I saw your ex-girlfriend seamsturbate in English class today.
by Kisaki Kattakuzai January 17, 2008
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Sebasterbating

The act of fingering, or masturbating yourself, or another person in a hot tub.
The girls were sebasterbating in the goon tub (hot tub).
by Anonomys iSak October 14, 2025
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