for everyone who is not familar with a sea donk. ill put you straight. a sea donk is a girl of average attractiveness. so a girl you'll fuck if your drunk but she definately is not staying over. a swamp donk is that fat chick in the club trying to dance like shes hot shit. if god forbid you take this home, when your texas mickey wears off you will gnaw your own arm off just to get the fuck out of there. a unicorn is a nice beautiful girl, one you could take home to ma if your in to that sort of thing, you let her wear one of your jerseys in the morning when shes cooking you breakfast and you could possibly call her again.
by Whiteyyyy June 12, 2007
I rushed on to the bus and took the first open seat and realized I was sitting next to a Sea Donkey.
by FireBoyX August 11, 2010
by Big Daddy P December 13, 2005
You meet a girl at the club and she's lookin good, then wednesday comes around for your date, and a sea-donkey opens your car door.
by Tre September 18, 2003
seaDONKEY: i have surfed all up and down the north shore!!!
Surfer: Want to go surfing?
seaDONKEY: maybe
Surfer: what a sea DONKEY!!!
Surfer: Want to go surfing?
seaDONKEY: maybe
Surfer: what a sea DONKEY!!!
by MeloWise April 24, 2012
A sea donkey is very attractive and is agile and quick like a fish but they like donkey's. Sea donkey's can be nice but they can also be hostile(mean). Sea donkeys are very cute or beautiful in alot of ways.
Look at him... He is a sea donkey!!
by Bob banker June 01, 2018
by Anonymous9492349 December 30, 2010