sea donkey

for everyone who is not familar with a sea donk. ill put you straight. a sea donk is a girl of average attractiveness. so a girl you'll fuck if your drunk but she definately is not staying over. a swamp donk is that fat chick in the club trying to dance like shes hot shit. if god forbid you take this home, when your texas mickey wears off you will gnaw your own arm off just to get the fuck out of there. a unicorn is a nice beautiful girl, one you could take home to ma if your in to that sort of thing, you let her wear one of your jerseys in the morning when shes cooking you breakfast and you could possibly call her again.

Wow, what a fucking sea donkey!

by Whiteyyyy July 9, 2007

Sea Donkey

A polite way to insult an ugly girl.

I rushed on to the bus and took the first open seat and realized I was sitting next to a Sea Donkey.

by FireBoyX August 11, 2010

Sea Donkey

What a woman might look in a mans desperate state of mind to get some tail!

Man Did you see that Sea donkey Alan took home last night?

by Big Daddy P December 28, 2005

Sea-donkey

A very ugly person

You meet a girl at the club and she's lookin good, then wednesday comes around for your date, and a sea-donkey opens your car door.

by Tre September 18, 2003

Sea-Donkey

A ferocious and terrifying critter that somehow evolved over the span of bajillions of years.

Oh my gosh! A Sea-Donkey! Run for your lives!!!

by The Mayne Event October 9, 2007

Sea Donkey

Someone who claims they are from Hawaii and surf like a champ but never seen in the water surfing.

seaDONKEY: i have surfed all up and down the north shore!!!
Surfer: Want to go surfing?
seaDONKEY: maybe
Surfer: what a sea DONKEY!!!

by MeloWise September 25, 2012

Blue gilled sea donkey

Disgusting fat chick that nobody wants to take home

P1: Gross! look at that fat chick at the bar.
P2: Haha! She's a blue gilled sea donkey

by Anonymous9492349 December 29, 2010