Sea Monkey

Funny litle things that squirm around in cheap plastic containers given in a kit by large Sea Monkey conglomorates.

1. Dude, my Sea Monkies are big, fool!

2. Hey Betty, where did you get your Sea Monkies?

3. I have a problem with beating my Sea Monkies.

by Tom February 21, 2004

sea monkey

its a really really hot guy

"look at that sexy sea monkey"
"I wanna jump that sea monkeys bones"
"I wanna wheel that sea monkey"

by Chauncyy January 16, 2007

Dutch Sea Monkey

The act of urinating while in a pool of water (preferably the ocean) while in the personal space of another individual- close enough for the presence of bodily fluid to be noticed.

Applicable to both sexes.

Person 1: Why is the water over here so warm?
Person 2: You've just been dutch sea monkeyed!

by Sassy in the City July 5, 2009

Virtual Sea-Monkeys

A program or application that is practically useless- it may do something silly, or pointless.

After all his time working on the projects, Ryan only ended up creating a new batch of virtual sea-monkeys. None of them were viable for anything useful.

by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003

Sea Monkey

monkeys that were drowned in the sea?
actually it's a common misconception to call them sea monkeys, the real name is "see monkeys?"

sea monkeys? what sea monkeys? i don't sea any monkeys!


when i got my sea monkeys i expected little underwater monkeys to jump around and eat bananas, but all i got was little can't-see creatures.

by cantseamonkey May 2, 2004

sea monkey stew

ejaculate

I sprayed her tits with sea monkey stew.

by andy fry March 21, 2003

sea monkey stew

Janets home cookin made of various sea monkeys, and her "special" sauce.

MMmmmm, that seamonky stew sure tasted mighty fine down my gullet!

by Stephanie December 6, 2004