Scumber

1- A heated Cucumber used for Anal Stimulation

2- The sound a Lumberjack makes as he ejaculates

1- I used a scumber to pleasure myself last night

2- As Bob was about to ejaculate, he grunted 'scumber'

by Scumberman123 July 19, 2010

Scumbert Cross

Noun: A foul sandwich made by having a prostitute or other unsavory character shit on a hot cross bun, which is then eaten by the participant who gets sexual gratification.

Verb: To undertake the production or consumption of a Scumbert Cross.

Where 'Scumbert' is a merging of two words: 'Scummy' and 'Herbert', Herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or sexually deviant individual.

'Nobody knew him that well, but they found out he was a sexual deviant. He'd ask the working girls to give him a Scumbert Cross. And he loved it, too!'

'One night, two old scatters were at home. The woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. Use these, he said. But don't throw them out. She smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.'

by treebag86 September 24, 2013

Scumbara

An unusual character. Used to describe abnormal human characteristics such as obnoxious behaviour.

My brother is a scumbara.

by Anonymous Arab bersonss April 14, 2021

Scumbara

An unusual character. Used to describe abnormal human characteristics such as obnoxious behaviour.

My brother is a scumbara.

by Anonymous Arab bersonss April 14, 2021

scumberbun

Another name for the belly button because it's a trap for an assortment of nasty shit like semen, lint, crumbs, etc.

Hey look, I found a pretzel and some cheddar cheese in my scumberbun!

by -HEF2- November 4, 2009

scumbeast

A beast of such diverse scumminess that his stench invades your senses and leaves you defenseless against his scumbeast-like ways, including, but not limited to, smelling, stinking, and inducing vomit.

The scumbeast's stench has made my eyes cry tears and my soul become defiled.

by ZeratoPrime December 27, 2009

Scumbers

Achieving low or inadequate numbers or statistics when a quota is required.

Derived from the term "Scum numbers".

- "In terms of sales figures, your numbers are way down. Our company will not tolerate scumbers"

- A: "How many cherries have you picked today?"

B: "Only 650."

A: "Scumbers."

by Enmitystar September 26, 2011