scrumple

To scrunch and crumple.

That piece of paper has been lying around scrumpled up at the bottom of my bag for ages.

Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.

by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

scrumple

A rave in the west country of England (preferably somerset or Devon), usually to the musical stylings of the wurzels or similar.

"Dave, you coming to the scrumple tonight?
"I can't Terry, I'm bulling my luvver tonight, I'm right plimming up!

"That scrumple last night was bitchin', I were proper fucked on scrumpy"

by scrumbler May 20, 2014

Scrupples

Someone who has a conscience, cares about the consequences of their actions, someone who has morals and tries to live by them. You have scrupples because you dont burn people to get ahead. You strive to do good and if you do something wrong you realize it and feel bad about it.

The owner of a company surely doesnt have scrupples when he gets a fat raise and doesnt even give his workers a cost of living raise...booerns.

by kdigitydog October 23, 2010

Scrumplet

A small, yet attractive, person.

1. “I only eat snozcumbers and drink frobscottle…but, my little scrumplet, you must help me save the world’s chidlers from the bad giants.” Original Source: Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly Giant.

2. “Did you see the scrumplet over by the swimming pool?”

by orangejuicew2 March 23, 2010

cum scrumple

verb. -to wrap your cum around your finger and smear it on another's face

"Ugh, I got really drunk and cum scrumpled my girlfriend last night."

by E-Dor December 6, 2006

scripple

First used in Lil Jon's "Get Low" video. Abbreviation: scrip. Usually refers to a trick or hoe, or one who is of poor quality in most aspects of life.

Scrip Anthem:
"WHEN A SCRIP UP IN DA CLUB HANGING OUT WIT YO CHICK, WHEN A SCRIP UP IN DA CLUB HANGING OUT WIT YO CHICK, YOU WALK UP TO THAT SCRIP AND SAY "WHO YOU TRICK", YOU WALK UP TO THAT SCRIP AND SAY "WHO YOU TRICK". DID YOU JUST CALL ME A SCRIP IMMA GET MY CLIQUE, DID YOU JUST CALL ME A SCRIP IMMA GET MY CLIQUE. HELL YEAH I CALLED YOU A SCRIP NOW SUCK MY DICK, HELL YEAH I CALLED YOU A SCRIP NOW SUCK MY DICK!
Chorus:you a scrip you a trick(3X)
ONLY SCRIPPLES ARE TRICKS!!!

by Scrip Daddy May 2, 2005

scrapple

Everything but the oink!
Scrapple Ingredient list:
Snouts, Tails, Hooves, Hearts, Lips, Ears, Assholes, Eyeballs, Livers, Spleans, Tongues, and its primary ingredient CORN MEAL.

Hey Hon, Butchy Jr. wunts s'more SCRAPPLE wif his eggs. We gotta fill'em up b'fore da Raybm's game. Kick aufs in a aff our.

by Telephone Repairman November 30, 2007