Scrotum

That absolutely rancid skin that functions like some kind of bollock centred Alcatraz. It resembles that weird part of the chicken that no one wants to eat because it tastes a little like how a geriatric man’s colon smells.

Person one: did I ever tell you that when I got circumcised they took off my scrotum too?
Person two: you fucking spaz I told you not to touch those fucking mushrooms

by SmegmaFactory April 22, 2022

scrotumed

Getting hit so hard in the nut sack that you don't have the words to describe the pain.

We knew Carl had been scrotumed when he doubled over and could not draw a breath to tell us where it hurt.

by Bob Velvetta June 1, 2017

scrotum

What you don't want to get stuck in the paper-shredder.

Oh noes, my scrotum!

by Yaziyo May 4, 2006

scrotum

This is the nutsack for you unedumuhcated folks.
See nutsack

My scrotum was itching like a mother so I shoved my hands down my pants and scratched until I bled.

by Falken January 16, 2003

Scrotumitis

Being slid, in a manner in which the scrotum is caught underneath the buttocks.

A nurse caused scrotumitis to a male patient, while maneuvering them to the edge of a bed to help them up.

by StPatricksDay May 12, 2018

SCROTUM

Acronym for Super Capitalists Ruling Over The Unwashed Masses.

The very real irony of the incoming president filling out his cabinet with SCROTUM is that none of them has any real balls.

by paulpaxman January 16, 2017

scrotum

A small purse made from left over elbow skin. It's purpose is to hold your balls.

"If it hadn't been for my scrotum, that swift kick to the balls could have been worse"

by Alan Mclauchlan August 20, 2005