scroter

(verb): to succeed at doing something by luck or otherwise less than honorable means. A fluke. Most often used in sports. Like if you shank a golf shot, but it somehow goes in the hole anyway. Or if you call swish, but then the basketball miraculously goes off the backboard and through the hoop.

WTF? I can't believe you scrotered that last shot into the basket.
Clint Dempsey totally scrotered that ball past Robert Green in the World Cup.

by brentmcd April 29, 2011

Scroaner

When the capacity of excitement released in the form of a moan or scream isn't large enough, and you have to do both. Most commonly occur in Highschool Closets, with more than 2 people.

Person 1: YOO LAST NIGHT I BANGED THIS SUPER HOT ASS CHICK
Person 2: YOOO DID SHE SCROAN BRAAAH?
Person 1: FUCK YEAH SHE SCROANED BRO!!! I NKEW SHE WAS A SCROANER!
Person 2: BROOOO!

by Timmehhhhhhhhhhhhh November 2, 2011

shroner

A rock-hard boner for shredding.

Being extremely stoked to shred.

Really, really wanting to snowboard or ski.

Dude, waxing my shred stick is kinda giving me a shroner.

I can't hide my shroner with all this snowfall.

I think I'm getting blueballs from these months of having a shroner but no pow.

I might pass out from my brain losing all it's blood to my raging shroner after that storm dumped last night.

by ONeaZy March 7, 2012

Scroterboating

Scroterboat, scroterboating, scroterboated. The word was created in lakewood ohio during a shift at the winking lizard tavern. To scroterboat one is to perform the act of placing the face of one person in the scrotem of a man thus performing the motorboat action creating the scroterboat.

Mr. Mcristall had taken off his pants, when a small hispanic man came up and performed the scroterboat.

The hispanic likes scroterboating

I had been scroterboated.

by THE BLACK RINGGGGGG August 18, 2011

Scronkers

Scronkers is a game similar to the classic game conkers, in conkers you swing as the name suggests conkers at each other. The way that scronkers is different to this is instead scrotums are used. To win you must either last until your opponent forfeits or until their balls literally break. In some variations of the game if you are to lose you fall prey to the winner and have to give a blow job, get tea bagged or anything they see fit.

Within the rules of scronkers it is specified that:

A. Hands must be behind you head
B. You can only use your scrotum
C. No help from the audience if there is one
D. No clothing is to be worn

E. No halting a match

It isn't specified that any modifications, conditions or sizes are banned, meaning that you could even tie a chainsaw between your legs and not be disqualified.

Tournaments function as they usually would, 1v1 scrotum swinging until one loses. In a tournament if winners benefits are in play all contestants must accomplish their assigned task.

I love to play scronkers with my mates!

I'm a professional scronkers player.

by TheKingOfScronkers February 26, 2020

Scronker

An offence towards elderly, bald, short, or overall different people

Another word for scrotum

He is such a Scronker

by TheKingOfScronkers February 25, 2020

Scooner

A sum of cannabis that is rolled in a zig zag or rolling paper that is formed into a marijuana cigarette which is smoked.

"Hey man, Erick has that fat scooner ready to be smoked. I saw it in his car somewhere." "David, remember what Franklin did last time you lit up with out his permission? Lets just wait." "Naw man its not a big deal. Once I spark this scoonie doob up Franklin will be walking out of the store trust me."Alright man your taking the heat for it if he gets angry."

by JahBlazeTheFire420 February 5, 2013