Scrolliosis 

The inability to scroll past social media posts you don’t like.

My dad won’t stop commenting on my posts about Trump. He has Scrolliosis.

Scrolliosis by Matt12189 August 19, 2020

Scrolliosis 

An abnormal curvature of the little finger that occurs from excessive supporting of the phone in the hand while scrolling through social media.

Dude I have scrolliosis, look, *holds up pinkies*

Scrolliosis by Aypee May 7, 2021

Scrolliosis 

Compulsive scrolling on your cell phone

Man he has scrolliosis bad

Scrolliosis by Deepc3 May 3, 2025

Scrolliosis

Crookedness of the finger after prolonged doomscrolling.

I came in to see about my scrolliosis and now I can't walk you stupid chiropractor.

Scrolliosis by thebundaverse February 16, 2026

Scrolliosis

Spending hours scrolling through social media on the phone.

Looks like you have a case of scrolliosis.

Scrolliosis by Jmc11 June 3, 2026

Scoliosis 

When your spine does the stanky leg.

Doctor: Well Adrian, It appears you have scoliosis and your spine has a curvature of 23 degrees.

Adrian: So my spine is doing the stanky leg?

Doctor: Quite literally, yes.

Scoliosis by sometimesitreallybelikethat February 27, 2020