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scroteface magee

a scrotum that resembles a person (mostly a celeberity)'s face
Dude, Martin's balls are a scroteface magee, they look like Jennifer Aniston!
by MotoBuddy August 27, 2006
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Scrollmate

A companion with whom one can lamp anywhere in any state of health, mind or dress and peacefully go into a scrolling trance on your respective phones without anyone getting jealous, suspicious, impatient, or butthurt.
Last night my scrollmate Black Sam and I just sat around hi af for 3 hrs staring at our phones, occasionally showing each other shit but mostly just going down our own personal rabbit holes.

Its so relaxing to just stare at my phone in peace without getting shit about who I'm talking to or what I'm looking at, and yet to not be lonely and to occasionally look up and see my scrollmate, also staring intensely at their phone.
by H3$$HA April 18, 2017
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Scrollache

Mild headache you get after you spend a lot of time scrolling through your phone ( or any other screen ).
I stayed up late last night scrolling through TikTok videos, and now I’ve got a Scrollache.
by Sagun31 August 10, 2025
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