Spritzing

When one or more persons inserts fingers into anothers rectum and rapidly moves their fingers back and forth causing fecal matter to expel in a spray paint type fashion all over the room.

"Ew Richie why do you smell so bad???"
"Sorry, Brittany and I were spritzing earlier."

by Pseudo_Pseudonym March 23, 2020

Scrizzy

Scrizzy has been mis-used in the past due to the black community. The word Scrizzy Originated in the Tampa Florida area known as C-Wood. Wez thugs use scrizzy to say something is straight or cool. This did not originate at a High school of kids, this is a mans word and can only be used by thugs like myself. Also in Chinese Scrizzy means bad ass mother fucker who likes to fuck his friends sisters and laugh about it afterward. Also we would like to inform the gay community that if they use this word they will be put in a small crate meant for a cat and be stabbed to death cuz wez dont fuks around wit Scrizzy.

Pain: lenny u wanna bang? Lenny: ill u sick fuk, no fkin thank you im Scrizzy nigz.

by I AM THE Scrizzy Himself June 20, 2013

Malort spritzer

When in Chicago, a homeless man jumps out of a dumpster and ejaculates on you.

Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.

by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022

scritch

the actual meaning of scritch is:
(1) (noun) A deep soothing scratch on the back of the neck or between the ears.
(2) (verb) To pleasantly abrade the skin beneath another\'s fur; to perform an act
of benevolence usually as a reward for past aid.
(3) (noun) An instance or situation where skritching occurs; a furr who enjoys
skritches

by glrbird September 27, 2003

cook county spritzer

When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.

(Also see Dart Daiquiri)

That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !

by Chief Shitting Bull May 2, 2016

Double Cheek Scritch

The action of taking both your hands and putting them behind your back on your ass with your fingers curled inward like a claw while furiously scratching your butt cheeks.

After Alex got bit on the ass by a horde of mosquitos, he performed the classic Double Cheek Scritch maneuver.

by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023

Spritzowicz

The joining of two people a Spritz and a Michalowicz in marriage to make a Spritzowicz.
Selena will you marry me and make me the happiest man in the world and we will always be the Spritzowicz

Spritzowicz

by ztirpsri January 11, 2009