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Sitchin Scratch

the ever evolving chronic scratch caused by reading Zecharia Sitchin's books and findings about humanity's existence and modification process.
once you're sitchin scratched then it'll keep itching until you read another information regarding the existence of humans.
by kelamist November 14, 2019
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tickle scratch

The act of combining a tickle and a scratch in one. It's the gentle art of running your finger nails ever so slightly up and down, for example, the inside of someone's arm from their wrist to their elbow. This creates the very relaxing feeling of the tickle scratch. A tickle scratch is a great way to lull someone to sleep or simply show a little affection to a loved one.
"Will you tickle scratch my arm?"
"Of course."
snore.
by Kat Karshner November 29, 2007
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Gamer Scratch

When playing a competitive game and the individual that is gradually losing scratches his/her head(Scalp) or facial features extremely fast due to the frustration of not being able to achieve victory. Hence... The gamer scratch AKA- The frustrated gamer.
Its a tie in super smash brothers 64 and link boomerangs and bombs the fuck out of pikabitch to achieve victory. Pikabitch fails to dodge several of links projectiles therefore initiating the "gamer scratch".
by Blair Bear October 30, 2012
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Fart Scratch

When your butt itches and you have a stored up fart, you violently squeeze the fart out in such a turbulent fashion that the itch was instantly eliminated, thus killing two birds with one stone.
It takes mastery to fart scratch in public without detection.
by tootmaster9001 December 15, 2019
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from scratch

From the beginning
by albaniangal June 8, 2009
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tis but a scratch

A term used by tough people who are severally wounded but want to maintain there tough image.
Hey you just flew out the window after the car crash and your head is cracked open

It's okay tis but a scratch.
by Hampto July 1, 2016
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chicken scratch

Incredibly messy handwriting that is nearly impossible to read. Usually the only person who can read it is the person that wrote it. Sometimes not even they can read it after a while. The writing looks like the footprints and/or scratches chickens leave in the dirt hence the name.
"Dude what the fuck did you write here?! I can't read this damn chicken scratch worth shit!"
by IceWarm June 21, 2004
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